Verne Troyer Sex Tape
Waking up to news that Verne Troyer, better known as Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies isn’t exactly the best way to start a day, but then again, it’s a celebrity sex tape from someone who’s actually appeared in box-office hits, so we’ll take it.
Yep, you heard that right. TMZ has a mini clip of Mini-Me slipping the tongue to his girlfriend, identified as Ranae Shrider, a 22-year-old aspiring model from Kentucky. She looks like the same girl the pint-sized actor took to the 2008 MTV Movie Awards, though I’m not really sure.
And it looks like they're starting to get big money offers for it. Adult rental sales site Sugar DVD has said it is ready to fork out a hundred grand for the sex tape, which reportedly has oral sex and close-up shots of Mini-Me’s mini-me.
Ugh. That’s it. I’m skipping breakfast.
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