The Ten Hottest Fat Celebrities
Growing up in a household whose female members aren’t exactly the skinniest of women sort of screwed up how I judged what is hot and what is not. My sisters may not be supermodel-thin, but I consider them beautiful nonetheless. And even after being exposed to a world where thin is always considered in and stout will always be out, I still see through anybody’s layers of fat and see how beautiful they really are. I’m not even talking about any of that “beauty lies within” crap. I’m talking about how physically gorgeous some women are, even when they’re tubby enough to go sunbathing on the beach and get mistaken for a beached whale, like these women in the list below who I consider the ten hottest fat celebrities these days.
OK, that was a bit too much. And calling them fat is rude and politically incorrect. These women are just “big-boned”. And as far as I’m concerned, hot.
1. Nikki Blonsky
She’s boning Hairspray co-star Zac Efron. Enough said.
2. Liza Snyder
Even with a hot-bodied Jean Louisa Kelly sharing TV time with her on the now-defunct sitcom Yes Dear, Liza Snyder manages to pry my eyes away from Kelly and onto the side of the screen that she filled (that would be the entire half of the screen). She is that beautiful, and I believe remains that way to this day, even when I read somewhere she’s already lost a hundred pounds or so.
3. Marissa Jaret Winokur
Long before Nikki Blonsky, there was Marissa Jaret Winokur. Actually, I had no idea what her name was until I did this post. I just thought of that very chubby but cute girl who was Drew Barrymore’s high school friend in Never Been Kissed and the rest came easy.
4. Jennifer Hudson
Big bones, big dresses, big voice, big presence, big awards. What’s not to like about this American Idol?
5. Queen Latifah
OK, so she looks weird with this hair, but Queen Latifah is undoubtedly one of the most gorgeous big women out there. Tell her she’s not and she’ll probably grab you by the neck and smother you between her breasts until you die of asphyxiation.
6. Kirstie Alley
Any fat actress who stars in a show called “Fat Actress” and therefore demonstrates a healthy self-deprecating sense of humor will always be tops in my book. And she’s what, 50? She still looks great.
The fattest, and of course, PHATtest parts of Raven Symone started getting that way even when she was still Eddie Murphy’s daughter in Dr. Doolittle. Then the rest of her body caught up. But even with all those extra pounds, she still looks real nice.
8. Jordin Sparks
She isn’t legal yet, so I won’t say much about this talented big, big girl making waves in this big, big world. Suffice it to say that for a girl of her size, she is “too cute”, to quote acerbic judge Simon Cowell.
9. Jennifer Coolidge
Any fat but hot list will never be complete without Stifler’s Mom, the original MILF.
10. America Ferrara
Going by one of the most misleading TV show titles of all time, America Ferrara, in my opinion, is the most beautiful ugly girl in the world.
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