Highest Paid Pornstars – Huge Porn Star Salaries

UPDATE: Apparently, my porn star salaries post inspired a 10 minute clip on Fox6 News! Check it out below!!!

Ron Jeremy, The Hedgehog himself, has commented a number of times that the average male pornstar gets $300 to $400 a scene, or $100 to $200 if he's new. There’s even talk that some men do it for free, which perfectly makes sense. Women, on the other hand, can make $100,000 to $250,000 at the end of the year. That’s pretty impressive, but there are a handful of porn performers who get more bucks for their bang (sorry, couldn’t help it) than everybody else. And not all of them are from the U.S.

1. Jenna Jameson

This one’s a no-brainer. Jenna, billed as the world’s most famous pornstar, is a multi-millionaire. She’s retired from performing, so you can forget about the fees she gets per scene. Not that she still needs to do them anyway. ClubJenna, the porn company she founded with her ex-husband Jay Grdina, had estimated revenues of $30 million, with profits of approximately half that, in 2005. Playboy has since acquired the company she founded for an undisclosed sum, which I can only guess would be a rather neat sum.

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2. Tera Patrick

“When I got into the industry, I made millions for everyone else. Now I make them for myself”, says Tera Patrick. And that wasn’t an empty boast. Far from it. This former nurse is president, owner and lead star of Teravision, a $30 million-plus company that produces 15 porn titles every year, selling more than 30,000 copies each. Sure beats having to change patients’ bedpans for a job.

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3. Maria Takagi

This AV Idol is Japan's highest paid porn starlet. Takagi, a former teen pop singer, signed a deal with a Japanese porn company called Max A worth 300 million yen—roughly $2.6 million dollars. The contract, however, is for 30 films. Nevertheless, earning an average of more than $86,000 dollars per film isn’t bad. Not bad at all.

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4. Houston

Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men, this pornstar was said to have earned over $1 million in 1999, the same year she did that record-breaking gangbang. So I guess that roughly translates to $1612 per guy. Just kidding. On top of her video performances, she was earning $20,000 a week from strip club appearances. She also earned an estimated $10,000 for selling her labia (!), which was apparently sliced away in a vaginoplasty procedure, in an online auction. Ew.

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5. Hillary Scott

This cute pornstar once appeared on the Howard Stern radio show and declared her $1 million contract with SexZ Pictures as “the largest porn contract in history”. The deal, however, is for four years, which means she’ll pull in just an average of $250,000 a year. Not exactly the stuff of lifestyles of the rich and famous, but being guaranteed of such an income for the next four years, that is quite something for a relatively new porn sensation.

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So guys and gals looking for a new career in adult entertainment... looks like web2.0 is here to save corrupt you: finding porn jobs just go a lot easier (less tacky looking I must admit too). Good fuck... I mean luck. If you're into porn you'll surely love my nipple slips blog post, celeb slips in general, some very good boob jobs, and obviously the celeb sex tape list!Oh, and for the academic types you can learn more about breast augmentation here.

Looks Like While our Server was Farked There Was Quite a Discussion!

Folderol

2007-09-29 10:34:29 PM

Never heard of Hillary Scott, or the Asian girl. The rest, sure.

I am sure someone with more psychological background than myself can draw some conclusions as to why perfectly beautiful women who are in porn (Patrick, Jameson) would want to plastic surgery themselves into Uglyville.

dahmers love zombie

2007-09-29 11:22:50 PM

FTFA: She also earned an estimated $10,000 for selling her labia (!), which was apparently sliced away in a vaginoplasty procedure, in an online auction. Ew. Ew indeed. Who in the howling name of fark buys some bint's pickled meat curtains? I mean, are we talking "world's strangest mantel decoration", or "fava beans and a nice Chianti"?

/smitty

rcain

2007-09-29 11:39:01 PM

dahmers love zombie: Ew indeed. Who in the howling name of fark buys some bint's pickled meat curtains? I mean, are we talking "world's strangest mantel decoration", or "fava beans and a nice Chianti"? What did I do with my $10,000.00 labia? Why made it into a meat jacket for my rape utensil of course.

TheHumanCannonball

2007-09-30 12:56:44 AM

Poor Jenna. Use to be so lovely, now she looks like the Joker's eviler sister.

Man On Pink Corner

2007-09-30 12:57:25 AM

Help! Help! We're being exploited! Come and see the injustice inherent in the sexist system!

Killer Miller

2007-09-30 12:58:17 AM

I thought for sure Letha Weapons would be on that list.

FarkinFarker

2007-09-30 12:58:20 AM

"Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men" Guinness Book of World Records: Sluttiest woman in the world.

Barakku

2007-09-30 12:58:20 AM

dahmers love zombie: FTFA: She also earned an estimated $10,000 for selling her labia (!), which was apparently sliced away in a vaginoplasty procedure, in an online auction. Ew. Ew indeed. Who in the howling name of fark buys some bint's pickled meat curtains? I mean, are we talking "world's strangest mantel decoration", or "fava beans and a nice Chianti"?

/smitty

I quietly repeated "oh god..." while reading your comment.
Whoever bought that should be shot, as, if they aren't a Hanibal-lecter style-killer, they're the creepist person on earth.

/DO NOT WANT!

cowsspinach

2007-09-30 12:59:23 AM

The site is already down
Can someone post the Top 5? Or whoever was on the list? thankyou!

djZorbof

2007-09-30 12:59:29 AM

farked

thedodo

2007-09-30 12:59:49 AM

Hillary Scott? Seriously? There is no way.

LurvMachine

2007-09-30 12:59:54 AM

That is a collection of the least biodegradable people on the planet. /wow
//enough botulinum to kill a platoon of Marines.

KinetiKiteniK

2007-09-30 01:00:02 AM

link farked already?

Deftoons

2007-09-30 01:00:51 AM

Jesus Christ, Houston has become a plastic surgery nightmare. I'd probably vomit while banging her.

AppleOptionEsc

2007-09-30 01:02:30 AM

Link is fbxrd. There for i demand all the pics i missed.

thanks for article thedodo

Deftoons

2007-09-30 01:02:51 AM

The list, btw: 1. Jenna Jameson
2. Tera Patrick
3. Maria Takagi
4. Houston
5. Hillary Scott

Barakku

2007-09-30 01:03:24 AM

Anybody know exactly how long it took us to fark over the site? This's gotta be record... /Got to see the site
//Would hit #2 and the last one.
///Wouldn't hit the labia-lacking one with a rock..

xakux

2007-09-30 01:04:43 AM

list should be "5 of the ugliest overpaid pornstars" Jenna has NEVER been super hot, now shes downright fugly
Houston has ALWAYS been fugly
Tera is by far the hottest of the group
heather who? random asian chick #1003422...mediocre at best

there needs to be a grading scale for porn, im tired of those fugly hoes ruining my masturbation material

cowsspinach

2007-09-30 01:05:42 AM

FTW::. Houston
Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men, this pornstar was said to have earned over $1 million in 1999, the same year she did that record-breaking gangbang She did 620 men? How? I mean they were all pornstars? What? I mean...she had sex with one guy after another guy got done?

Colonel Failure

2007-09-30 01:08:55 AM

cowsspinach: She did 620 men? How? I mean they were all pornstars? What? I mean...she had sex with one guy after another guy got done?

I believe the technical term for it is 'Pulling a Train'.

djZorbof

2007-09-30 01:09:38 AM

I guess it's based on performance over looks. They're all pretty bland looking for being at the very top. Tera is quite hot though.

Barakku

2007-09-30 01:11:05 AM

Man On Pink Corner: Help! Help! We're being exploited! Come and see the injustice inherent in the sexist system! I bet they only made 77 cents for every dollar the male porn stars made.

Loverboy586

2007-09-30 01:12:22 AM

She sold her LABIA! Do not want!

cowsspinach

2007-09-30 01:13:50 AM

Colonel Failure I believe the technical term for it is 'Pulling a Train'.

Oh okay, but still...that many pornstars in one room doing one girl....Wow.

LurvMachine

2007-09-30 01:13:59 AM

cowsspinach: FTW::. Houston
Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men, this pornstar was said to have earned over $1 million in 1999, the same year she did that record-breaking gangbang She did 620 men? How? I mean they were all pornstars? What? I mean...she had sex with one guy after another guy got done?

Yes, sadly.

Archie Goodwin

2007-09-30 01:16:54 AM

Link went down quicker than one of the pornstars.

Loverboy586

2007-09-30 01:17:17 AM

She did 620 men? How? I mean they were all pornstars? What? I mean...she had sex with one guy after another guy got done? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0233891/ (sfw)

/imdb FTW

LurvMachine

2007-09-30 01:17:41 AM

Actually theres a video.
I'm not going to look for it.
But its not even a little sexy.
It's like an awkward industrial film.
All artificial lubricants and piston action. /I dont want to talk about it any more.
//*shudder*

skatr9xfarku

2007-09-30 01:18:31 AM

cowsspinach: She did 620 men? How? I mean they were all pornstars? What? I mean...she had sex with one guy after another guy got done?

To answer your questions..

1.) Yes
2.) No
3.) huh?
4.) Basically...she had women icing her neck she was on her back so long...

/I remember the vid
//bang bang, skeet skeet!

mooseyfate

2007-09-30 01:18:39 AM

cowsspinach: FTW::. Houston
Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men, this pornstar was said to have earned over $1 million in 1999, the same year she did that record-breaking gangbang She did 620 men? How? I mean they were all pornstars? What? I mean...she had sex with one guy after another guy got done?

Yeah. The second the first guy pentrated her, you could literally feel the swirling motion of Western Civilization going down the crapper.

/I have very low, if any, standards
//But you'd have to pay me a pretty goddamn penny to stick it in that hideous, mannequin-like, pointy thing....

bigcathead

2007-09-30 01:18:43 AM

cowsspinach: She did 620 men? How? I mean they were all pornstars? What? I mean...she had sex with one guy after another guy got done No hon. She did one in each hand, plus used her mouth, and her vageener.

History time...there was a time when porn stars were trying to beat the world record. She beat the record.

Killer Miller

2007-09-30 01:19:44 AM

I think Houston has also done a bukkake movie.

bigcathead

2007-09-30 01:21:30 AM

Supposedly afterwards she was all bruised up. Also the way they chose men to "do" her was that they just showed up with medical papers to make sure they had no diseases. They also had to be ready to come in a couple of minutes.

Jesus Christ why do I know this...ahhh must bleach brain!

DerPups

2007-09-30 01:24:24 AM

dahmers love zombie: FTFA: She also earned an estimated $10,000 for selling her labia (!), which was apparently sliced away in a vaginoplasty procedure, in an online auction. Ew. Ew indeed. Who in the howling name of fark buys some bint's pickled meat curtains? I mean, are we talking "world's strangest mantel decoration", or "fava beans and a nice Chianti"?

/smitty

the irony between your user name and your comment is not lost on me.

Axis of Weasel

2007-09-30 01:24:49 AM

dani woodward would be paid the most if it were up to me.

Diablo Trout

2007-09-30 01:26:36 AM

No Belladonna?

StopArrestingMe

2007-09-30 01:28:37 AM

If Hilary Scott is one of the 5 highest paid then why does she have videos on every internet porn site? They wouldn't be able to afford a star that big.

bigcathead

2007-09-30 01:34:41 AM

Diablo Trout: No Belladonna? I have a couple of mpgs with her doing some really dirty dirty things...I like her.

She's helped me relieve a lot of tension.

Skip Whiffle

2007-09-30 01:36:04 AM

dahmers love zombie: Ew indeed. Who in the howling name of fark buys some bint's pickled meat curtains? I mean, are we talking "world's strangest mantel decoration", or "fava beans and a nice Chianti"? /smitty

You owe me a new monitor.

bigcathead

2007-09-30 01:37:20 AM

Skip Whiffle: Who in the howling name of fark buys some bint's pickled meat curtains? It's an acquired taste. Like pigs feet.

Ouch I just sat on my balls

2007-09-30 01:37:37 AM

Someone say Ron Jeremy?

bigcathead

2007-09-30 01:39:57 AM

Ouch I just sat on my balls: omeone say Ron Jeremy? Even his chest hair is phallic. It looks like an upside down dick.

Hahahhahahahha

Boredrec

2007-09-30 01:43:31 AM

dahmers love zombie: FTFA: She also earned an estimated $10,000 for selling her labia (!), which was apparently sliced away in a vaginoplasty procedure, in an online auction. Ew. Ew indeed. Who in the howling name of fark buys some bint's pickled meat curtains? I mean, are we talking "world's strangest mantel decoration", or "fava beans and a nice Chianti"?

/smitty

It's the pork in a can of "Pork and Beans"

skinink

2007-09-30 01:46:31 AM

Houston
"Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men" Try not to fark any more guys on your way through the parking lot!

Skip Whiffle

2007-09-30 01:47:00 AM

Ron Jeremy's a hairy bar of soap.

cowsspinach

2007-09-30 01:49:45 AM

I once saw a movie about a female pornstar that got started in porn by first doing adult modeling. Anyone know her name?
In the movie, her parents dissaproved of her lifestyle and I believe the movie showed her struggles with life, etc.
Anyone know which movie Im talking about? I know there are several bio-pic movies but this was about a blonde female in the late 80s and early 90s. /Was it Savannah??

British

2007-09-30 01:50:42 AM

I fail to see the point of paying one girl that much money for a scene, when you can find plenty of other girls to do the same scene for less. Rotating door of porn cast members.

negativ9

2007-09-30 01:56:33 AM

Loverboy586: She did 620 men? How? I mean they were all pornstars? What? I mean...she had sex with one guy after another guy got done? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0233891/ (sfw)

/imdb FTW

Is that the same movie where, after 70+ guys before him farked her, the next guy in line decided that going down on her would be a good idea?

bigcathead

2007-09-30 01:56:39 AM

British: I fail to see the point of paying one girl that much money for a scene, when you can find plenty of other girls to do the same scene for less. A2M?

ThePuceGuardian

2007-09-30 01:57:59 AM

dahmers love zombie: FTFA: She also earned an estimated $10,000 for selling her labia (!), which was apparently sliced away in a vaginoplasty procedure, in an online auction. Ew.
I have a new retirement plan! All I need is a freezer full of pork chops and a good sharp knife.

Sherjo311

2007-09-30 01:58:21 AM

bigcathead: British: I fail to see the point of paying one girl that much money for a scene, when you can find plenty of other girls to do the same scene for less. A2M?

NEVER go ass to mouth!

JackerCrack

2007-09-30 01:59:16 AM

FarkinFarker: "Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men" Guinness Book of World Records: Sluttiest woman in the world.

Dumski

2007-09-30 02:03:42 AM

Link is farked?

jnorris441

2007-09-30 02:06:20 AM

I'm addicted to listahol

SpasticSloth

2007-09-30 02:07:08 AM

Hillary Scott is my favorite of all those by far

steamingpile

2007-09-30 02:07:44 AM

jnorris441: I'm addicted to listahol why it rarely works

kb7rky

2007-09-30 02:11:16 AM

/I think I should be glad

Taynt

2007-09-30 02:11:43 AM

Hillary Scott FTW. What they forget to mention is that she's actually making a lot of the movies she's staring in these days, so she gets extra money for that. /Belladonna's old news
//Ava Devine's where it's at

xtex

2007-09-30 02:15:59 AM

cowsspinach: FTW::. Houston
Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men, this pornstar was said to have earned over $1 million in 1999, the same year she did that record-breaking gangbang She did 620 men? How? I mean they were all pornstars? What? I mean...she had sex with one guy after another guy got done?

that sounds really squishy...

Gilligan_Buddy

2007-09-30 02:18:04 AM

Boredrec: dahmers love zombie: FTFA: She also earned an estimated $10,000 for selling her labia (!), which was apparently sliced away in a vaginoplasty procedure, in an online auction. Ew. Ew indeed. Who in the howling name of fark buys some bint's pickled meat curtains? I mean, are we talking "world's strangest mantel decoration", or "fava beans and a nice Chianti"?

/smitty

It's the pork in a can of "Pork and Beans"

Thanks....I'll never have Pork and Beans again, as long as I live.

djZorbof

2007-09-30 02:20:44 AM

I don't recognize any of the names in this thread. I guess it's because I'm not really a fan of hardcore. I'm guessing I'm in the minority since they are getting paid the most.

kb7rky

2007-09-30 02:21:39 AM

After reading these replies, I just threw up. A lot.

In my shoes.

...620 men...sliced labia...

BLECCCCH!

/funny...I don't remember eating that...

The Dread Pirate Robertson

2007-09-30 02:24:15 AM

thedodo 4. Houston

Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men...

"Write it in the sky in gossamer teardrops, battered, chapped...

/patton ftw

StopArrestingMe

2007-09-30 02:24:16 AM

cowsspinach: I once saw a movie about a female pornstar that got started in porn by first doing adult modeling. Anyone know her name?
In the movie, her parents dissaproved of her lifestyle and I believe the movie showed her struggles with life, etc.
Anyone know which movie Im talking about? I know there are several bio-pic movies but this was about a blonde female in the late 80s and early 90s. /Was it Savannah??

If you're talking about the one where she shoots herself at the end, it's Shauna Grant. I've seen that tv movie a couple of times myself, it was interesting but apparently it's mostly fiction.

Dumski

2007-09-30 02:28:11 AM

bigcathead: Supposedly afterwards she was all bruised up. Also the way they chose men to "do" her was that they just showed up with medical papers to make sure they had no diseases. They also had to be ready to come in a couple of minutes.

Jesus Christ why do I know this...ahhh must bleach brain!

You apparently showed up at the record attempt?
Hey were you the guy with the small........hat.

Trik

2007-09-30 02:28:31 AM

If Nina Hartley was starting out these days, she'd bury them all

Mr.Sharpy

2007-09-30 02:30:53 AM

I'd like to see this list if they included gay pr0n stars. Some of those guys make LOTS of money. Far more than men in straight porn at least.

Margin Walker

2007-09-30 02:36:50 AM

cowsspinach: I once saw a movie about a female pornstar that got started in porn by first doing adult modeling. Anyone know her name? maybe this is the one you are thinking of.

it was actually a fairly well done documentary.

bikkurikun

2007-09-30 02:40:49 AM

This far in the thread and not a single pic of a hot chick yet. I am thoroughly dissappointed.

tiamet4

2007-09-30 02:41:31 AM

bigcathead: Supposedly afterwards she was all bruised up. No kidding! As a woman (who watches porn from time to time) the idea makes me want to put on my flannel pjs.

Honestly 620 guys chosen for their ability to be disease free and fast? How many premature ejeculators would most people even want to watch? Hundreds of them sounds about as arousing as listening to the phone book being read. (oh! OH!...done...oh! OH! done...)

TheBlackFlag

2007-09-30 02:42:21 AM

Houston
"Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men" Holy-human-MAYONAISE-JAR Batman!!!..

Sloppy seconds is gross..what in the world do you call sloppy 620th??

Good lord, the last 100 guys must have had to tie a 2x4 across their ass to stop from falling in...

UGH.

RidersOfLohan

2007-09-30 02:55:31 AM

mmorpg_monkeys-for-sale

2007-09-30 02:59:41 AM

You folks need to print these "magic" cards. I'd pay for goggles and futile cards... dork without a posse...

evilboyevil

2007-09-30 03:06:39 AM

I just got the Houston, we have a problem joke, after about 15 minutes.

Oznog

2007-09-30 03:07:57 AM

dahmers love zombie: Ew indeed. Who in the howling name of fark buys some bint's pickled meat curtains? I mean, are we talking "world's strangest mantel decoration", or "fava beans and a nice Chianti"? rcain:What did I do with my $10,000.00 labia? Why made it into a meat jacket for my rape utensil of course.

Be my vest
be my vest...

Champion3

2007-09-30 03:24:00 AM

http://www.listaholic.com.nyud.net:8080/the-5-highest-paid-pornstars.html For you Farkers that want a useful thread and need TFA with pics

AceFace

2007-09-30 03:25:32 AM

Jenna Haze is better than Hilary Scott, but Hilary trumps everyone else on that top-5 by a mile and a half.

Snotboble

2007-09-30 03:26:38 AM

Farked site? Coral Cache to the rescue (pops)

Dumski

2007-09-30 03:41:20 AM

on_walk_about

WTF is that?
Pirate silicone.

Suflig

2007-09-30 03:49:16 AM

FAKE!

bhamv

2007-09-30 03:49:32 AM

This thread is worthless without pics. /wouldn't mind not seeing Houston pics though

Denial

2007-09-30 03:53:08 AM

Dumski: on_walk_about WTF is that?
Pirate silicone.

its a Breast ARRRRghmentation.

on_walk_about

2007-09-30 03:55:02 AM

Dumski: on_walk_about WTF is that?
Pirate silicone.

THIS

SERIOUSLY...DID SHE TAKE ONE TOO MANY IN THE EYE?

cowsspinach

2007-09-30 03:58:33 AM

StopArrestingMe Yep, it was her. Thats the movie...Thankyou!

Smashed Rat

2007-09-30 04:05:59 AM

Why are the only pornstar pictures of Ron Jeremy?

Enrico Pallazzo

2007-09-30 04:37:17 AM

Axis of Weasel: dani woodward would be paid the most if it were up to me. Followed very closely by Lanny Barbie, if it were up to me. I've euthanized (sp?) entire breeds of kittens thanks to those two ladies.

DaScotsman

2007-09-30 04:43:58 AM

Enrico Pallazzo: Axis of Weasel: dani woodward would be paid the most if it were up to me. Followed very closely by Lanny Barbie, if it were up to me. I've euthanized (sp?) entire breeds of kittens thanks to those two ladies.

Entire breeds... LOL

dotSylvia

2007-09-30 04:57:23 AM

Hmm.
Zirk is getting out avocado paste.
/This is Fark. It's not going to be obscure.

geetus

2007-09-30 05:05:03 AM

She also earned an estimated $10,000 for selling her labia (!), which was apparently sliced away in a vaginoplasty procedure, in an online auction. Ew. That's the story she wants you to believe. It probably turned gangrenous & rotted off.

hmmurdock

2007-09-30 05:28:56 AM

I'm a little confused... Houston is basically a retired pornstar. Feature Dancing != Porn. She isn't making anything from porn right now.

Hillary is on the list because she's on every blooming website on the planet, not in spite of it.

If it were up to me...
1) Courtney Cummz
2) Liliane Tiger
3) Vanessa Lane
4) Dani Woodward
5) Brianna Love

/my bunk
//I'll be in it.

djZorbof

2007-09-30 06:50:58 AM

GIS for Courtney Cummz I think I'll pass. (NSFW!)

/Bleh! Hardcore is nasty.

Johnny the Man

2007-09-30 06:58:49 AM

LurvMachine: Actually theres a video.
I'm not going to look for it.
But its not even a little sexy.
It's like an awkward industrial film.
All artificial lubricants and piston action. /I dont want to talk about it any more.
//*shudder*

I imagine it operating sort of like a NASCAR pit crew.

The Billdozer

2007-09-30 07:04:39 AM

djZorbof: GIS for Courtney Cummz I think I'll pass. (NSFW!)

...Mom?

djZorbof

2007-09-30 07:17:58 AM

The Billdozer: djZorbof: GIS for Courtney Cummz I think I'll pass. (NSFW!)

...Mom?

The horrible truth about your conception...

give me doughnuts

2007-09-30 07:25:14 AM

Check out Casey Cox. She's caused me to slay a feline or two.

EZ Writer

2007-09-30 07:58:08 AM

I met Ron Jeremy during a visit to Victoria, B.C. After having an Irish Car Bomb with him and his tagalongs, I went back to my hotel and gave myself a good "Crying Game" shower. /Lamest "I met a port star" story ever
//Only one I got
///Wish I could have met Jenna instead

rosemary's steamer

2007-09-30 08:01:11 AM

TheBlackFlag 2007-09-30 02:42:21 AM
Houston "Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men" Holy-human-MAYONAISE-JAR Batman!!!..

Sloppy seconds is gross..what in the world do you call sloppy 620th??

As the old joke goes...

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Full.

Oh, and if anybody's wondering what happened to Belladonna, she has retired due to anal herpes. Ow and yuck.

castufari

2007-09-30 08:01:30 AM

tiamet4:
Honestly 620 guys chosen for their ability to be disease free and fast? They bought the Fark member database, it made finding 620 a breeze.

Drawist

2007-09-30 08:07:51 AM

Houston...
Hillary Scott...

/still looking for a SFW shot of Maria Takagi that isn't the size of a desktop...

wombatsrus

2007-09-30 08:08:22 AM

Pro pornstars are so... plastic. I'll take a hot natural "amateur" like Wifey at wifeysworld any day over a pro.

CAADbury

2007-09-30 08:13:56 AM

Here are the missing pictures:
1) 2)

3)

4)

5)

Whatthefark

2007-09-30 08:15:16 AM

Before Houston's Operation:
/You guys said you wanted pictures.
//Are the onions to much?

backyard

2007-09-30 08:29:09 AM

What about Raylene?

buckler

2007-09-30 08:39:55 AM

FarkinFarker: "Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men" Guinness Book of World Records: Sluttiest woman in the world.

Oh, just for perspective:

Average volume of male ejaculate: ~4 cc
4 cc * 620 = 2480 cc = 2.48 liters.

Sloppy 620th's, anyone?

Dumski

2007-09-30 08:44:24 AM

Whatthefark Jesus H. Christ.

Yes, the onions are too much.

/rubs eyes

AXESMI

2007-09-30 08:51:26 AM

JackerCrack [TotalFark] Quote 2007-09-30 01:59:16 AM
FarkinFarker: "Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men"
Something to tell the grandchildren someday.

/sarcastic

Murgus618

2007-09-30 08:57:51 AM

LurvMachine: Actually theres a video.
I'm not going to look for it.
But its not even a little sexy.
It's like an awkward industrial film.
All artificial lubricants and piston action. /I dont want to talk about it any more.
//*shudder*

I imagine it operating sort of like a NASCAR pit crew.

I was thinking more along the lines of an old cannon crew: load, shoot, swab....repeat in no particular order.

I don't recall the guys getting off, just the penetration part to count as another number. There was a big push to break the record, 200, then 300, then 350. I guess she laid the smack down? Still, 620 dudes that just lined up to say what? I, and 619 others were here? Ewwww! Hold the mayo.

Too many of the "stars" are ruining their looks with plastic surgery, that Houston chick is horrid looking. Those freakish lips. Looks like Big Ange from a few days ago. As is the "real" Tabitha Stevens. The fact that she did what she did on Stern with Bigfoot and now plans on completing the task....yech!

OrcusFelinus

2007-09-30 09:05:05 AM

@CAADbury: #2 & #3 do it for me... but what the fark happened to the boobs on #4?... she's got bumps in places there ain't supposed to be any.

Observatory

2007-09-30 09:05:42 AM

Without a doubt, the current hottest pornstar on the planet, Miss Sasha Grey. Not only is she gorgeous and can fark like there is no tomorrow, she also has a brain, which at the end of the day, is the sexiest part of a woman.

Eidolon

2007-09-30 09:08:10 AM

Christ, I never realized how quickly those numbers dropped off. Even in an era of celebrity porn stars, number five only makes $250,000 a year.

Smiths

2007-09-30 09:41:58 AM

They fail to mention that this Takagi girl is now owned by the Yakuza and won't be getting out of doing whatever demeaning acts they command her to do anytime soon. American porn industry may be seedy, but at least the girls are just "daddy issue" people who want some drugs.

Japan is "i had no education and was born with some boobies and a guy said I could make money to buy myself pretty things so I did it now I'm in a porno with my own mother because we'll both be killed if we don't do it".

That's hot.

Brightflowermaid

2007-09-30 09:48:56 AM

Tera Patrick?
Gods her films are so dull. All that fake Umming and Oohing turns me right off.
Belladonna on the other hand.....Oh Gods yes. At least she looks like she enjoys every last minute of it.

The Amazing Mumford

2007-09-30 09:59:26 AM

My semi old school personal top five 1. Madison
2. Erica Boyer
3. Barbara Dare
4. Tracey Adams
5. Sandra Scream

You youngsters get off my lawn while I vacate the lawn of the guys who are gonna drop Vanessa Del Rio and Gloria Leonard's names on us here in a moment.

impaler

2007-09-30 10:03:30 AM

GIS for Courtney Cummz gis indeed...

Akaziel

2007-09-30 10:08:44 AM

::sigh:: Pornstars get used up so quickly nowadays. I remember just four or five years ago, Jenna Haze was hands-down the hottest pornstar I had EVER seen. If you haven't seen Big Bottom Sadie, it's considered one of the greatest porn films made in the past decade or two. Won all sorts of awards. Jenna Haze is SMOKIN hot in it. 19, fresh, young, eager...looked like a real girl you'd meet at a bar, kind of a cute girl next door thing. I've seen her nowadays, and goddamn..the years have not been kind to her. She's all plastic and fakey and looks like a trashy skank. My favorite lately? Gianna Michaels. I would marry that girl. She may not have a tight tiny body, but she's amazingly hot. What I love about her though is she genuinely loves what she's doing! She started amateur and moved into real internet porn. Watch any video with her, especially with other women in it. Whereas the other bleach-blonde bimbos can't act for shiat and spend most of that time with that vamped "I think I look really hot and sexy but really I just look like I have Downs Syndrome" look all pornstars get, Gianna's got a big old smile on her face like she's having a great time getting laid. She's genuinely sexy. Hell, I am a small boob man, like em C's or smaller (firm and perky for me thanks), but even I like Gianna's gigantic chest.

/It's 10am, I haven't slept yet, and I'm rambling about porn stars.
//should go to bed
/// porn stars > sleep
//// slashies > porn stars

jake_lex

2007-09-30 10:29:11 AM

Eidolon: Christ, I never realized how quickly those numbers dropped off. Even in an era of celebrity porn stars, number five only makes $250,000 a year. Yeah, exactly. Seeing that makes me think that either porn isn't bringing in the massive amounts of money the industry claims it is, or the girls are getting farked in more ways than the ones you see on screen. Or both.

/porn is like hotdogs
//you shouldn't look too hard at how it's made

enderthexenocide

2007-09-30 10:30:20 AM

jenna and tera patrick are rich because they own their own porn companies. they didn't get that rich starring in porn films. i think the list is bullshiat anyway. there has to be porn stars richer than houston and hillary scott. i think peter north has his own production company and he's been in the business for almost as long as ron jeremy. i'm sure other old school stars like nina hartley and jill kelly made/make pretty good money. and didn't teagan presley sign some very lucrative contract recently? houston is a terrifying monster and does not belong on that list.

hillary scott is a little cutie, but so are a lot of other new porn stars out there. she's okay, but nothing special.

Slackfumasta

2007-09-30 10:31:36 AM

I knew Veronica Rayne before she got into porn. It was the oddest thing; one thing she's married and working a regular job, next thing she divorced hubby, flies out west, and the next thing I know she's in a video getting a big wang up the poop chute while she slobbers on another guy's man-meat. Do you guys know how weird it is to see that?

sn0wblind

2007-09-30 10:40:18 AM

"Yeah, exactly. Seeing that makes me think that either porn isn't bringing in the massive amounts of money the industry claims it is, or the girls are getting farked in more ways than the ones you see on screen. Or both" When casting members are a dime-a-dozen, money available isn't going to be high. I do have some friends in this industry making a few million a year simply running amateur website rings.

Cerebral Ballsy

2007-09-30 10:48:29 AM

1. Hot
2. Hot
3. Hot
4. WTF eyebrows/ too fake
5. Too fake

Cerebral Ballsy

2007-09-30 10:51:15 AM

Slackfumasta: I knew Veronica Rayne before she got into porn. It was the oddest thing; one thing she's married and working a regular job, next thing she divorced hubby, flies out west, and the next thing I know she's in a video getting a big wang up the poop chute while she slobbers on another guy's man-meat. Do you guys know how weird it is to see that?

I've always fantasized about raw sex, like gangbanging and such. I imagine a lot of women do but never act on it. I certainly couldn't deal with the loss of friends and family and respect I'd face if I starred in pornos when I was young- maybe that's what a lot fo women do, jsut repress it.

skaya

2007-09-30 10:52:14 AM

{quote}
Supposedly afterwards she was all bruised up. Also the way they chose men to "do" her was that they just showed up with medical papers to make sure they had no diseases. They also had to be ready to come in a couple of minutes.

Jesus Christ why do I know this...ahhh must bleach brain!
{end quote}

I can imagine that they all had to use condoms as well. Otherwise it would have gotten quite messy.

Here, have another bottle of brain bleach

djtodd

2007-09-30 10:54:44 AM

Ginger Lea, oh Ginger Lea. How I love thee.

lixivium

2007-09-30 11:00:40 AM

Really? Maria Takagi? I didn't think she was THAT popular. My Top 5 AV list:

1. Honoka
2. Toshimi Kida
3. Noa Torigoe
4. Maiko Yuki
5. Hitomi Shiraishi

Weisenheimer

2007-09-30 11:03:28 AM

Observatory: Without a doubt, the current hottest pornstar on the planet, Miss Sasha Grey. Not only is she gorgeous and can fark like there is no tomorrow, she also has a brain, which at the end of the day, is the sexiest part of a woman. I never masturbate to a woman's brain. That's for sick farks and serial killers.

cleveoh

2007-09-30 11:04:14 AM

Charmaine Starr. Useless is list w/o.

sixtyten

2007-09-30 11:09:21 AM

Slackfumasta: I knew Veronica Rayne before she got into porn. It was the oddest thing; one thing she's married and working a regular job, next thing she divorced hubby, flies out west, and the next thing I know she's in a video getting a big wang up the poop chute while she slobbers on another guy's man-meat. Do you guys know how weird it is to see that?

Yeah I knew someone who went into porn..she's pretty well known but in an oddball fetish area. Yeah, it's pretty weird, especially since I never once thought of her "in that way."

Manic_Repressive

2007-09-30 11:37:25 AM

Julie Night. She's not even close to being the hottest, but she more than makes up for that in enthusiasm.

EvelFarknievel

2007-09-30 11:39:12 AM

I wish Houston would stop calling me.

squeakyangel05

2007-09-30 11:46:16 AM

sixtyten
she's pretty well known but in an oddball fetish area fart porn?

tiamet4

2007-09-30 11:50:08 AM

castufari:They bought the Fark member database, it made finding 620 a breeze. I LOL'D!

buckler: Average volume of male ejaculate: ~4 cc
4 cc * 620 = 2480 cc = 2.48 liters.

I vomited in my mouth a little! D-:

Cerebral balsy:I've always fantasized about raw sex, like gangbanging and such. I imagine a lot of women do but never act on it. I certainly couldn't deal with the loss of friends and family and respect I'd face if I starred in pornos when I was young- maybe that's what a lot fo women do, jsut repress it.

I think probably everyone but the most vanilla imagines it from time to time but I don't think most women actually want to act on it in real life. It always seemed like something reality would get in the way of. It's not repression anymore than me not dropping out of school tomorrow and using my leftover loan money to begin a life bumming around the world.

twfeline

2007-09-30 12:08:38 PM

Breast implants are the most common mutilation. I've never seen one that wasn't obvious, and many that were grotesque. I know of one popular porn model who apparently went through about 8 operations, progressively going from pretty flat to humoungus, as chronicled by her many photo shoots.

Sad. Really sad.

quizzical1

2007-09-30 12:15:28 PM

I looked at Houston's wikipedia page. Evidently, the 620 number is, er, inflated. It was no more than 100. Gee I feel better now.

ZombieCohagen

2007-09-30 12:20:20 PM

Observatory: she also has a brain yes, which she used to choose a career in porn. That is one big brain on her!

Kid Mojo

2007-09-30 12:35:36 PM

Unimpressed / late, I know...

Captain Obvious

2007-09-30 12:39:23 PM

cowsspinach: I once saw a movie about a female pornstar that got started in porn by first doing adult modeling. Anyone know her name?
In the movie, her parents dissaproved of her lifestyle and I believe the movie showed her struggles with life, etc.
Anyone know which movie Im talking about? I know there are several bio-pic movies but this was about a blonde female in the late 80s and early 90s. /Was it Savannah??

Ummm, I'm pretty sure that's the biographical story of 95% of porn stars....

Captain Obvious

2007-09-30 12:46:23 PM

Slackfumasta: I knew Veronica Rayne before she got into porn. It was the oddest thing; one thing she's married and working a regular job, next thing she divorced hubby, flies out west, and the next thing I know she's in a video getting a big wang up the poop chute while she slobbers on another guy's man-meat. Do you guys know how weird it is to see that?

Actually, yes I do. An old college friend of mine is quickly headed down that path. Just a year ago, she was "happily" married. Then she started picking up couples on craigslist for 3somes. Then divorced. Then quit her awesome job to start stripping full time.

Can't wait to see what comes out on her next album. I guess this all started when she found out that she was adopted and finally met her real mom.

The First

2007-09-30 01:01:26 PM

Link not working anymore. Is Gauge on the list? Or, Bree Olson? Please don't tell me Paris Hilton is on the list.

drucee

2007-09-30 01:04:34 PM

Erica Campbell FTW. /fap fap fap fap fap

Duke Slater

2007-09-30 01:04:55 PM

Deftoons: Jesus Christ, Houston has become a plastic surgery nightmare. I'd probably vomit while banging her. I'd probably vomit the first time, but not the second through fifth times.

elrond

2007-09-30 01:11:32 PM

Observatory,
Gotta agree, Sasha is the hottest thing going in porn. But I wouldn't say she HAS a brain. She's intelligent, more so than your average porn starlet. But that's not saying alot. She is TRYING to educate herself, though, and that says more for her than any level of intelligence that she currently may or may not have. She actively seeks out knowledge and information (and you can read about it on her Myspace page). That said, the actively spouts her views even when they are, frequently, naive and immature. But then again, she's only 19, so that's to be expected.

Give her time, and I'll agree that she's got a brain. For now, I think she's doing everything she can to get one, except for keeping her mouth shut. Her appearances on Tyra Banks' show may have been altered by the editor, but she should have known that would happen and just steered clear, if she had 1/2 a brain. In her attempt to sound worldly and educated, she allowed herself to look lonely and used.

It will be some time before she's at the level of a Jenna Jameson (who I really just don't like, nor am I particularly impressed by) in terms of business acumen, which is the primary gauge of brains in the porn industry. But I can appreciate Sasha's naive fumbling about with existentialism, as misguided as it is.

Gordon Bennett

2007-09-30 01:23:03 PM

Observatory: Without a doubt, the current hottest pornstar on the planet, Miss Sasha Grey. Not only is she gorgeous and can fark like there is no tomorrow, she also has a brain, which at the end of the day, is the sexiest part of a woman. Yeah, but you need a good sized drill bit to get in properly.

squick squick squick

th0th

2007-09-30 01:25:48 PM

cowsspinach: I once saw a movie about a female pornstar that got started in porn by first doing adult modeling. Anyone know her name?
In the movie, her parents dissaproved of her lifestyle and I believe the movie showed her struggles with life, etc.
Anyone know which movie Im talking about? I know there are several bio-pic movies but this was about a blonde female in the late 80s and early 90s.
I don't recall this one specifically, but there was a documentary made in the mid-80s called Fallen Angel, and it dealt mainly with Jim South of World Modeling. It was interesting from the perspective of seeing how porn stars really got started back in the Golden Age. It featured Kristara Barrington (a very young Korean girl) and a few other small-name stars. There was a cameo from Traci Lords (clothed) when the stars were getting ready for a premiere. It was a very dry, very negative perspective. Most of the girls were doing it on the side, without boyfriends or husbands aware of it. The model agent was a very business-like guy, but the directors shown were all basically seen as greaseballs (mainly the late Bruce Seven, which all the ladies said was downright creepy and was way too into toys, girl/girl, bondage, etc.). Most of the girls interviewed were crying at one point or another.

It's hard to watch that and similar documentaries (the famous 20/20 piece with Belladonna was dismissed as clever editing and completely off-center, because she now owns her own site and produces/directs her own films), because in most cases there isn't some guy standing there holding a gun to these ladies' heads. They're young, impressionable, dying for the spotlight, get involved in an industry that never, ever lets go once you enter it, and in the end wind up with ruined relationships, ruined lives or somehow rise above it to continue with a career online or in stripping professionally.

Some of them like Nina Hartley go into retirement then come back better than ever (granted she takes the MILF-roles now, but still hotter than 90% of the younger girls out there).

God-is-a-Taco

2007-09-30 01:35:25 PM

Observatory
Without a doubt, the current hottest pornstar on the planet, Miss Sasha Grey. Not only is she gorgeous and can fark like there is no tomorrow, she also has a brain, which at the end of the day, is the sexiest part of a woman. Two things:

1. A porn star can be anything her website says she is. Meet Ford Ferrari Maple, the world's first pornstar who cured cancer. Masturbate with pride, as you're so mature that you care about the porn star as a human being, an equal-- not a stress relief object. The fact you're talking about her shows how effective the facade truly is.

1. A porn star with true intelligence is an inherent contradiction. It's just... well, I can't really explain it. They're not bad people, just not very intelligent.

God-is-a-Taco

2007-09-30 01:37:02 PM

Oops. I guess I should probably use a '2' in there somewhere.

rosemary's steamer

2007-09-30 01:38:57 PM

Sasha is mightily hot. I've never seen her in anything that would provide any information as to her brains. She does, at least, seem aware of her surroundings, which is more than one can say for a lot of porn stars. Some more stars who got smart and got into the production end, rather than vice-versa, are Tori Welles and Aurora Snow. Tori has been at it for a long time now, and I'm sure she's plenty comfortable, dough-wise.

I so need to start producing porn.

gnudutch

2007-09-30 01:40:21 PM

There should be forced retirement for starlets at age 25. Its sad to see my favorites deteriorate so fast ... Jenna Haze, Aurora Snow, Kacey ... Tera Patrick is getting there too...

Murgus618

2007-09-30 01:48:25 PM

Two ladies that have got to be doing pretty good are Christy Cannon and Ginger Lynn. Both are on Sirius on the Playboy channel with their own show. I've flipped over a few times, PLEASE!! no fapping while driving to all the truckers, which seem to be whose calling in. I can recall when Ginger first popped on the scene, wow! and Christy wasn't too shabby neither. Likely pulling decent money showing up at strip clubs to sign autographs in their books and charge $50 or more for a photo.
Traci Lords should be doing all right too. A bit catty between her and Christy over the others book though.

Josh The Stampede

2007-09-30 02:13:58 PM

The list as it should be: 1. Penny Flame
2. Sasha Grey
3. April Flowers
4. Eva Angelina
5. Azlea Anastasia

cowsspinach

2007-09-30 02:35:48 PM

rosemary's steamer I so need to start producing porn.

What you said reminded me of a guy I went out on a date with couple of months back. I asked him what he did for a living and he told me he "produces and directs Adult Videos". He also said that he is constantly traveling back and forth from OKC to LA(for the job) and he comes to okc to relax, plus to see family and friends. Hearing that freaked me out so bad I lied and told him I was sick and asked him to take me home.

/at least he was honest

towatchoverme

2007-09-30 02:42:19 PM

Josh The Stampede: The list as it should be: 1. Penny Flame
2. Sasha Grey
3. April Flowers
4. Eva Angelina
5. Azlea Anastasia

Lawds, yes.

And Lezley Zen.

Giggity

Neona

2007-09-30 03:03:06 PM

How has no one mentioned Tassy Pink yet? Best adult film star I've seen, as well as a really cool woman

pvd021

2007-09-30 03:45:35 PM

Too bad... What about Chasey Lain, Jill Kelly, and Nina Hartley?

Raskolnikov's Angst

2007-09-30 03:55:18 PM

Neona: How has no one mentioned Tassy Pink yet? Best adult film star I've seen, as well as a really cool woman Tassy Pink, are you kidding me?!?

That's the best name i've ever heard!

Darth Invictus

2007-09-30 04:17:26 PM

Did a GIS for Hillary Scott (with filtering OFF). Wow! That girl's butt can take a pounding!

Admiral Awesome

2007-09-30 04:24:37 PM

the list should be:
1. Jenna Haze
2. Jenna Haze
3. Jenna Haze
4. Jenna Haze
5. Jenna Haze

JackerCrack

2007-09-30 04:36:41 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Two things: 1. A porn star can be anything her website says she is. ...

1. A porn star with true intelligence is an inherent contradiction. It's just... well, I can't really explain it. They're not bad people, just not very intelligent.

You said "two things" and numbered them both "1." so maybe you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer yourself. (I'm just sayin'...)

And while genuises (genii?) aren't common anywhere, give props to Asia Carrera, a member of Mensa. Her IQ is in the top 0.2% nationally (going by the admittedly arguable measure of SAT score).

Nina Hartley's no dummy either. She was a nurse, and didn't have to do anything she didn't want to. She's given speeches and participated in debates with fundies and those who insist all pr0n is exploitive.

While I wouldn't want a wife, girlfriend, sister, mother, or daughter to be that promiscuous, it can be a considered choice. Just ask my cousin, who has his Masters, a successful career, and decided at age 30 to be a (straight) male pr0n star on the side. (Livin' the dream...)

Procedural Texture

2007-09-30 04:50:11 PM

Penny Flame.
Non-plastic human being.
And hawt.

CommanderInChimp

2007-09-30 05:13:33 PM

It's a shame Tera Patrick got those unnecessary implants...once I saw her with those fakes, bleached blonde hair, and tatoos, kittens were saved. Well, not really. Still hot, but she was the most gorgeous star ever. Katsumi's boobies weren't nearly as big, but she really didn't need implants either. Either way, she's one hell of a performer.

Charmane Star is even prettier now then she was years ago.

FriarReb98

2007-09-30 05:16:39 PM

There's less plastic in Real Dolls than there is in Houston. \just...no.

WalrusEggSalad

2007-09-30 05:36:03 PM

You mean this Jenna Jameson? She really has problems lately, she is still my all time fav, but only since she is not performing anymore.

pornsouth

2007-09-30 06:03:54 PM

the original post with pic goodness is on my eponymous blog Mike South

pornsouth

2007-09-30 06:06:04 PM

BTW The guy that bought Houstons' labia for 10K:

Moonlight Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hoff

dvpierce

2007-09-30 06:32:41 PM

Nobody has yet explained why someone would remove their labia in the first place... /hurls

djZorbof

2007-09-30 06:33:06 PM

CommanderInChimp: It's a shame Tera Patrick got those unnecessary implants...once I saw her with those fakes, bleached blonde hair, and tatoos, kittens were saved. Well, not really. Still hot, but she was the most gorgeous star ever. I think Tera's boobs look pretty good, as far as implants go. She was either smart about it or lucked out.

cynicalbastard

2007-09-30 07:16:54 PM

Two things: 1. A porn star can be anything her website says she is. Meet Ford Ferrari Maple, the world's first pornstar who cured cancer. Masturbate with pride, as you're so mature that you care about the porn star as a human being, an equal-- not a stress relief object. The fact you're talking about her shows how effective the facade truly is.

1. A porn star with true intelligence is an inherent contradiction. It's just... well, I can't really explain it. They're not bad people, just not very intelligent.

So, when did you start working in adult videos?

Cows_go_moo

2007-09-30 08:24:46 PM

Pornstars have names?!

Excen

2007-09-30 08:42:11 PM

I went to school with one porn star. She was a Lesbian-Until-Graduation. In high school. I have mixed feelings about her now, ala that Al Bundy 'Sort of Want' pic. Back then, not even with a rented dick and a pair of balls bluer than the waters of Fiji. /Cue that beautiful NOMA'AM screencap!

Mattevil

2007-09-30 08:57:17 PM

Teagan Presley, Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey are getting robbed if Houston is making more. There are even women that have done record gangbangs that are hotter than Houston (Jasmin St. Claire & Sabrina Johnson).
mmm Teagan

NCg8r

2007-09-30 09:12:02 PM

No love for Annette Schwartz??? She's CRAZY. Yum...
I had much love for Jenna Haze for the longest, but she's looking burnt now. She's got an "addict" twitch on camera, and she's too skinny for my tastes (and too plastic, as mentioned above). /gimme Sasha and Annette, and I'll retire in peace.

Pronoun

2007-09-30 09:18:49 PM

Liz Vicious. Allie Sin.

Pillager

2007-09-30 10:04:52 PM

Lola Lane. Cherokee D'ass.

Nuff said.

SkydiveMike

2007-09-30 10:17:56 PM

dahmers love zombie: Ew indeed. Who in the howling name of fark buys some bint's pickled meat curtains? I mean, are we talking "world's strangest mantel decoration", or "fava beans and a nice Chianti"? I've been giggling uncontrollably for several minutes now and can barely type this.

TheJoe03

2007-09-30 11:17:49 PM

Jenaveve Jolie

Thrash90210

2007-09-30 11:19:46 PM

Not a fan of most of today's stars. However, thanks to my youthful studies of the industry, if I had to rank a top 5 I'd pay for, based on them being at the moment they were at their best, I'd rank as follows. 1.) Kobe Tai - Simply the all time best.
2.) Candy Evans - Early 80's worth the lookup.
3.) Rachel Ryan - Also Early 80's and worth looking up.
4.) Jade East - 80's, very hard to find, but worth it.
5.) Hyapathia Lee - 80's.

Thrash90210

2007-09-30 11:21:40 PM

If I had room for a 6, it would definately be Azlea. Just found her. Wow.

GomezAdams

2007-09-30 11:55:13 PM

I once had a gf who later became a porn star. Cute as hell and loved to go at it all night. Later moved out west and became a porn star. She got into drugs and had monster boobs planted on her tiny little perfect body and turned into crap looking and crap acting. What a waste. I would have married that girl in a minute if I hadn't already been married. /Bobbie, if you read this email me.
//Still think of your slashy thing.
///A perk of being a R&R dj in the 60s.

theapprentice

2007-10-01 01:13:09 AM

The page looks to have been made static now so it's up and working. Anyways, there's some other funny semi-sfw shiat on that blog. funny.

Holyspec Paladin

2007-10-01 02:24:12 AM

The IT department at my comapny would have farking kittens if they could see how many pictures actually show up in this thread. /Got a buddy in Nevada that effectively shut down the IT department of a major company because he was reading Something Positive and they liked it so much that they refused to take ANY CALLS until they had caught up completely on the series. The place was all but stopped for a day and a half.
//Need more pics in this thread.

bughunter

2007-10-01 03:04:42 AM

My favorite Hillary Scott quote: "I don't wanna be tight anymore!"

/ATM2
//one of the few porn starlets that actually looks better after mammoplasty
///and orthodontia

bughunter

2007-10-01 03:06:22 AM

Ouch I just sat on my balls: Someone say Ron Jeremy? Were you looking for this?

krackpipe

2007-10-01 07:05:55 AM

Trinity Loren, Mindy Rae, Christy Canyon, even Veronica Hart in the early years. Sunnier times, apparently.

actionjackson2

2007-10-01 09:27:14 AM

No Cytherea? Granted, expelling female ejaculate (urine?) maybe 10-20 feet away while orgasming isn't the coolest thing in the world. Well, it's a little intriguing, I'll say, at least. But, I figured she was really popular given the entire genre of porn (squirt porn?) that she helped to create and popularize.

Kinda looks like natalie portman after a heroine binge, IMHO

thefonz37

2007-10-01 10:34:12 AM

Cytheria is farking disgusting-looking with her clothes off.

mkultra4013

2007-10-01 11:41:02 AM

What, no Danni Ashe?

prudin

2007-10-01 11:43:19 AM

Ok, I know I will get slapped for this, but what about RollerGirl, and Dirk Diggler??

Jetcar

2007-10-01 11:57:25 AM

1. Janine Lindemulder
2. Tori Welles (can't believe this name hasn't been said yet!)
3. Anita Blonde (check the older Andrew Blake directed pics)
4. Tania Russof (check out Private films)
5. Sylvia Saint (check out Private films) That's my list.

Snakeyes

2007-10-01 12:25:07 PM

Kimberly Franklin Lanny Barbie's hotter, more athletic (step)sister.

AMAZING body.

DaCaptain19

2007-10-01 12:59:28 PM

Naked women are well and good...beautiful. But hardcore porn? I think guys who enjoy it are the ghey...I mean, it's obvious...you're getting entertained/stimulated by seeing a guy do what guys having sex do. And frankly I don't get off on watching guys! Solo women or girl/girl? Awesome. Bring some dude into it? If you're thinking "awesome"...you're a HOMO!

GinnyTonic

2007-10-01 03:14:14 PM

Squilax

2007-10-01 05:25:20 PM

EZ Writer: I met Ron Jeremy during a visit to Victoria, B.C. After having an Irish Car Bomb with him and his tagalongs, I went back to my hotel and gave myself a good "Crying Game" shower. /Lamest "I met a port star" story ever
//Only one I gotgo
///Wish I could have met Jenna instead

I met Ron Jeremy while I was being an extra in an infomercial/launch party for herbal Viagra, VigrX.

Now obviously, I'm not the most porn star looking person around, but I figured he'd at least talk to me. He was wearing gold lamé pajamas, and so I thought "Hey Ron, stellar pajamas!" would be an ok opening line.

I said it, he looked me up and down, and said "Stellar. Hmph." and walked away.

Oh and I'm friends with Rob Rotten, due to a funny encounter at one of my favorite bars. When he comes to Vancouver he calls me up and we hang out. Punk rock porn FTW!

/those are my "I've met a pr0n star" stories and I'm stickin' to 'em.

Badafuco

2007-10-02 05:04:57 PM

Stephanie Swift
Taylor Rain
Jenaveve Jolie
Eva Anglina
Teagan

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