Someone Wants KFed Dead
Someone wants Kevin Federline sleeping with the fishes.
The FBI and LAPD are now investigating claims that a hit has been put out on Britney Spears’ ex, according to Entertainment Tonight, which says it has been working on the story for two months. The two agencies are currently trying to reach the rapper wannabe to warn him of the threat. With almost every blog on the planet writing about this now, it’s safe to say he already knows. Or is it? Does the douchebag even know what the Internet is?
Now who would want to whack KFed? Let’s see this list of possible suspects:
1. Britney Spears
2. Shar Jackson
3. Anyone who’s heard him rap
I’m betting on the third one, because if somebody started passing a hat around to raise funds to pay for the hit, I’d chip in $1.55, and that’s only because that’s all the money I got in my pocket. Just kidding.
But if whoever ordered KFed whacked really wants to punish him, how about introducing him to one of the 12 most horrifying torture devices in history? Now that has got to hurt.
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