Shocking: Joe Simpson Confirms Ashlee Nose Job
This has got to be the most shocking revelation of the year: Joe Simpson has just confirmed that Ashlee Simpson had a nose job! Well, that would be quite a surprise, that is, if you’ve been living under a rock for the past year.
In an interview with Fox News, Joe offered these excuses for his daughter's nose job, as well as for other stuff that’s been going on in his daughters’ lives:
1. "Girls have their own ideas. Anyway, there was a real problem with her breathing and that was cured." –on Ashlee’s nose job
2. "She’d lost her voice, and Jordan Schur [then the head of her record label] insisted she lip-synch. "She’d never done it before. She didn’t want to do it. Anyway, she’ll never do it again. We just did a huge tour, and there was no lip-synching." – on Ashlee’s lip-synching on Saturday Night Live
3. "I don’t tell my girls who to date or marry or what to do."- on claims that he’s a controlling father
4. "We have a real family. You can’t just put these kids out in the world and they’re on their own. I can remember a time when Jessica was singing at Madison Square Garden and her outfit ripped before she went on. We were there for her."-crediting good parenting as the reason why Jessica and Ashlee haven’t gone the way of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan
4. "I have nothing against Nick. But they got married very young. I told Jessica, 'You’re going to hit an age when it’s all going to be clear to you — life that is — and you’ll know what you want to do. I do blame 50 percent of their break-up on the media."-on Jessica and Nick Lachey’s failed marriage.
I’ve got no problem with him blaming the media, as long as he accepts responsibility for the other 50%. Just check him out checking out his own daughter’s rack. Creepy.
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