Jessica Alba Is Pregnant, Will Get Bigger Boobs
Cash Warren just knocked Jessica Alba up. This isn’t a joke, a rumor or a hoax, but a harsh fact confirmed by Alba’s own publicist to People:
"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.
Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director's assistant.
The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.
This just came out of nowhere, without warning, and it’s making everyone's head spin. They broke up a few months ago, but I didn’t realize they really did get back together again, and came up with a baby to boot. Guess it was all that make up sex.
But on the bright side, getting pregnant means Jessica will eventually get bigger boobs, not to mention a juicier butt! Let’s just hope she retains them after she pops that brat out and formally joins the celebrity MILF club.
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