Gene Simmons Sex Tape
This is either the unsexiest celebrity sex tape of all time or the most desperate publicity ploy ever for an energy drink.
Photos and a short clip of a sex tape purportedly showing KISS rocker Gene Simmons doing the deed with an Austrian model named “Elsa” are being peddled at a website called GenesSecret.com (link NSFW). Both Gene and “Elsa” also happen to be spokespersons for Frank’s Energy Drink, says AVN. The site charges $9.95 for a one-day trial and $29.95 for a monthly subscription.
Why anyone would pay that much to see a 58-year old bump uglies with an obviously hot, young woman is beyond me. Some may do so just to be able to see that infamous Gene Simmons tongue in action after all these years, but I’m pretty certain it wouldn’t be a pretty sight. Not even if the woman in the tape was Simmons’ live-in girlfriend, former Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed. Well, maybe if the woman was Tweed…
The world needs a celebrity sex tape starring a halfway decent looking celebrity. The celebrity sex tapes that have surfaced lately star either a frustrated murderess or ugly white trash, and it’s getting annoying already.
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