Eva Longoria Sex Tape?
There is an Eva Longoria sex tape somewhere out there on the ‘net, according to The Sun.
I’ve looked everywhere but couldn’t find any video that’s supposed to star the Desperate Housewives star and her husband, San Antonio Spur Tony Parker. Then the latest rumors say the video can only be seen on pay sites. Bummer!
This could all just be a rumor, but if this turns out to be true, it’s the highest-profile celebrity sex tape to ever come to light after Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s honeymoon tape (I’m not counting Paris Hilton’s, since she wasn’t even a real celebrity when the tape first came out.). Sure, Longoria isn’t on my list of celebrity sex tape hopefuls, but she’ll do. Let’s just hope she’s wearing makeup. We’ve seen her without it, and we can safely say it’ll be just too much of a dose of reality if she did the tape sans makeup.
UPDATE: Looks like we were all taken for a ride. There is indeed an Eva Longoria sex tape. The thing is, it's just a parody of One Night in Paris for Will Ferrell's "Funny or Die" website, complete with night vision footage. It shows Longoria and an actor named Eric Christian Olsen fooling around in bed, and by fooling around I mean making fools of themselves in bed. And it's not even funny. Click here to see the video.
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