Now let me remind you of the cliché that goes, “beauty is in the eyes of the beholder”. This is a highly subjective list, so if you wanna complain about my choices, or feel that your favorites were unfairly left out, feel free to hit the comments. And the list is completely random, so no complaints about ranking because the numbers aren’t exactly indicative of rank.

1. Georgia Jones

2. Ashlyn Rae

3. Ellie Idol

4. Faye Reagan

5. Lacie Heart

6. Lexi Belle

7. Mindy Vega

8. Sarah Blake

9. Sunny Leone

10. Tori Black

11. Danielle of FTV

12. Jayme Langford

13. Brooke Lee Adams

14. Raven Alexis

15. Ashlynn Brooke

16. Bree Olson

17. Sasha Grey

18. Stoya

19. Candace Cage

20. Jenni Lee

Here’s a list of 19 porn stars who have college or higher degrees tucked under their belt. If you know of any more similarly-educated porn stars, please don’t hesitate to send them in through your comments.

1. Tera Patrick – BS in Biology and an AAS degree in nursing from Boise State University.

2. Gen Padova – A UCLA graduate, with Bachelor of Science degree majoring in Biochemistry and a Bachelor of Arts in Visual Arts.

3. Calli Cox – Has a degree in middle level education from Eastern Illinois University, and was teaching 8th grade English before getting into porn.

4. TJ Hart – Graduated with a triple major in psychology, sociology and art, with a minor in early childhood education from the University of Colorado. She was also member of the 1988 US Olympic swim team.

5. Ron Jeremy – Used to be a teacher, making good use of his bachelor’s degree in education and theatre and a master’s degree in special education from Queens College in New York.

6. Nina Hartley – Graduated magna cum laude from San Francisco State University’s nursing school, and is a registered nurse.

7. Juli Ashton – A Colorado State University graduate, with a degree in Spanish and History. She subsequently taught Spanish at a junior high school before she caught the porn bug

8. Joanna Angel – has a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature with a minor in Film Studies from Rutgers University.

9. Audrey Hollander – Graduated from Loyola University Chicago with a degree in Elementary Education.

10. Lexington Steele – Earned a double degree in History and African-American studies from Syracuse University.

11. Bobbi Starr – Holds a music degree from San Jose State University. She is currently a pre-med student, aiming to become a gynecologist.

12. Laurie Wallace – Not only did she graduate summa cum laude with a double major in German and political science from Loyola College in Maryland, she also attended law school at George Washington University.

13. Lisa Sparxxx – This pornstar who holds a world record for having sex with 919 men in the space of a day has a Master of Arts degree in Multimedia with a minor in Business from the University of Kentucky.

14. Mika Tan – She studied at the San Diego State University en route to a Bachelor’s degree in Biochemistry and an Associate’s degree in Psychology.

15. Dave Cummings – Currently laying claim to the title “oldest active male pornstar”, Cummings has both a Bachelor of Science degree in Economics and a Masters Degree in Public Administration. To top it of, he also used to be a Lieutenant Colonel in the United States Army.

16. Shy Love – A certified public accountant, having earned both a bachelor’s and a master’s degree in accounting.

17. Careena Collins – Graduated with a law degree

18. Selena Silver – finished university with a degree in Marine Science

19. Mandingo – has a Bachelor of Arts in Communications.

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Should this happen to anyone of us and have the added misfortune of being sent to a tough prison, remember that the idea of taking a dump inside a cell with someone lying in a bunk about a foot away is the least of your problems. Survival, naturally, should be your biggest concern. Listed below are some prison no-nos that could earn you a shiv in the throat, and you should do everything to steer clear of these. Unless, of course, you have a death wish, or worse, you’re just plain stupid.

1. Staring at other inmates

We all know it’s not polite to stare. If law-abiding people outside the prison walls get offended by it, imagine how much more offended a hardened criminal serving time for a double murder could get.

2. Bragging about your crime

Some criminals are stupid enough to discuss what they’re in for to anyone who cares to listen. Maybe they want everyone to know they’re badasses or something, but it brings attention to themselves, and that is definitely not good when you’re in prison. And if the crime happens to be child-related, waking up with a sharp object in their gut is a foregone conclusion.

3. Gambling

When gambling, you either win or lose. When gambling in prison, losing or winning doesn’t matter. Either way, you make enemies. Winning could piss the losers off, and losing and not being able to afford to pay up is a sure way of shortening your stay in jail by getting killed. Always remember that when gambling in prison, it isn’t really money or cigarettes or stuff that you’re gambling with, so avoid it like the Ebola virus.

4. Pissing guards off

We’ve seen all those movies and TV shows where guards come down real hard on inmates who give them a difficult time. While these are fictional, they do make sense. Prison guards, after all, control every aspect of life inside the jail, and pissing them off isn’t exactly the wisest thing to do. Push guards’ buttons hard enough and they could easily have other lowlifes beat you to within an inch of your life.

5. Being too friendly with the guards

This is the other end of the spectrum, where being too friendly with the guards could raise suspicions that you could be telling on your fellow inmates. Any incident where a prisoner gets caught committing an infraction and you, being known as Mr. Congeniality among guards, will automatically be thought of as the rat. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what could happen next.

6. Actually ratting your fellow prisoners out

See no. 5.

7. Accepting favors from anyone

There’s no such thing as a freebie in prison. Anyone offers you something, say, a pack of cigarettes which you’re naïve enough to accept, expect to hand out two packs in exchange in the future. Whatever you do, never get indebted to anyone inside, for they are only all too willing to collect, or punish you for failing to return the favor.

8. Being an opinionated blabbermouth

Discuss politics, religion, music or any subject with any inmate and before you know it, you might just find yourself engaged in a violent argument that could only end with someone getting hurt or killed. Silence is indeed golden when in prison.

9. Using drugs

This may sound like something out of the “Say No To Drugs” campaign, but drugs really are bad news, outside or inside. Apart from getting punished if ever you get caught by the guards with some, you could end up dead should your drug debts accumulate and you fail to pay them.

10. Acting like an all-around jerk

People get killed for much less in the outside world. Tone down, or better yet, lose the attitude when you land in prison if you wanna outlive your sentence.

Crime does not pay. Some crimes, however, bring major paydays. Just ask the perpetrators of some of the biggest robberies of modern times.

Of course, looking over their shoulders for the rest of their lives and getting caught or killed sooner or later comprises the “does not pay” part. But for one day at least, the criminals responsible for such scores probably felt like they won the lottery with the staggering amounts they’ve cleaned out of the places listed below.

1. Central Bank of Iraq

Almost $1 billion was stolen from the Central Bank of Iraq in March 2003 upon orders of Saddam Hussein, just before the first U.S. bombs fell. A hand-written note signed by the dictator surfaced that month, ordering the “withdrawal” of $920 million from the bank and that the money be handed to his son Qusay. As far as bank heists go, this one has come down as the biggest bank heist ever.

2. Dar Es Salaam Bank, Iraq

Three guards who worked at the private Dar Es Salaam bank in Baghdad’s Karrada district stole about $300 million from the bank in July 2007.

3. Securitas Cash Management Ltd Depot, England

On February 2006, at least six men successfully carted away bank notes amounting to £53,116,760, or US$92.5 million at the time of the robbery, from a Securitas Cash Management Ltd depot in Vale Road, Tonbridge, Kent. This is considered as the largest cash robbery ever in British history.

4. Central Bank, Brazil

A gang of 10 to 20 robbers spent three months digging a tunnel from a house into the Central Bank in the city of Fortaleza, Brazil. Authorities believe the robbers successfully broke through between August 6 and August 8, 2005, and made off with 164.8 million Reals or US$71.6 million.

5. Northern Bank, Belfast, Northern Ireland

On December 20, 2004, a large group of robbers stole £26.5 million in pounds sterling, (roughly US$51.8 million today) from the Donegall Square headquarters of the Northern Bank in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The robbery caused considerable controversy, as it was publicly claimed that the Provisional Irish Republican Army (IRA) was behind the raid, which, naturally was denied by the group.

6. Brink’s-Mat High Security Vault at Heathrow Airport, England

Six men broke into the Brink’s-Mat warehouse at Heathrow Airport on November 26, 1983 hoping to get their hands on £3 million in gold bars. Much to their elation, the high-security vault actually contained around 6,800 gold bars and 100,000 pounds of diamonds worth £26 million, all of which they promptly hauled off.

7. British Bank of The Middle East, Beirut, Lebanon

A group affiliated with the Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO) hit the Beirut branch of The British Bank of the Middle East in January 1976, and, with the help of imported Corsican safe-crackers, carted away £25 million from its vaults.

8. Dunbar Armored facility, Los Angeles, California

Some US$18.9 million were stolen from the Dunbar Armored facility in Los Angeles, California, on September 13, 1997 in what is considered the largest cash robbery ever in the United States.

Now many porn fans might actually think that getting out of porn was the biggest mistake they’ve ever made, but the porn stars listed below seem to be happy with their decision, and some of them are already working hard on helping other people in the adult business get out. That seems like a daunting task, especially when porn stars these days are getting paid big bucks, but real Christians are known for their resilience (some call it stubbornness). We could only hope they wouldn’t be too successful, or the adult industry as we know it would cease to exist.

1. Shelley Lubben

A former stripper, prostitute and porn star (known as “Roxy”) who is now reaching out to adult performers and porn addicts, and is speaking out against the porn industry as well through her website.

2. Sophia Lynn

The star of such titles as “Internal Injections 2” and “Pulp Friction” is now an office staff at Celebrate Community Church, a group ministering to sex workers, in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. The church also offered her a college scholarship as well as a place to live.

3. Harry Reems

Harry Reems, of course, is the male star of the highest-grossing porn film in history, “Deep Throat”. After a controversial porn career which saw him hauled off to court, and years of drug and alcohol abuse, the Jewish-born actor has converted to Christianity and is now living a peaceful life as a successful real estate agent in Utah.

4. Crissy Moran

Beautifully exotic, Crissy Moran was a nude model for websites and magazines before making the jump to hardcore, of which she’s done over 30. She left the adult business in 2006 after embracing Christianity. She is currently working for a non-profit organization that aims to reach out to the porn industry, prostitutes, and abused women.

5. Erica Campbell

Erica Campbell is a former nude model, and has appeared in various publications and websites. She has since quit the business after becoming a Christian, writing in an essay on her website that she has found a “new clarity” and “purpose” for her life.

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For years now, countless groups have been relentlessly egging on smokers to drop the habit. However, with more than 15 billion cigarettes still sold every day all over the world, their pleas are apparently falling on deaf ears. Scaring them with severe health consequences or using funny anti-smoking ads do little to make them quit.

I think what these groups should really focus on is not grossing them out or making them laugh, but on what most people consider one of the most important things in their lives: sex. How about scaring them that smoking threatens their sex lives in more ways than one?

1. Smokers literally stink, and that’s a fact. Do you really believe any non-smoking person would love kissing what could only smell like an ashtray? Didn’t think so. That significantly lessens anyone’s pickup success rate.

2. Smokers are more likely to become impotent or have difficulty in maintaining an erection when they reach middle age. Cigarettes are expensive, but Viagra pills are even pricier.

3. Women who smoke could reach menopause almost two years earlier than those who don’t.

4. Smoking men and women suffer reduced fertility. But if guys would rather fire blanks so they can keep on having unprotected sex with various women without fear of knocking them up, then they should go ahead and smoke. STDs and eventual impotence are gonna get them sooner or later.

5. Smoking can interfere with a woman’s ability to have an orgasm.

6. Smoking accelerates the development of lines on your face, making you look older than you are. Couple this with the yellowed teeth that cigarettes give you and you can kiss that hot blonde you’ve been eyeing at the other end of the bar goodbye.

7. Smokers easily run out of breath, and huffing and puffing after just a couple of minutes of sex doesn’t speak too well of your sexual stamina.

8. Many smokers have complained that sex has become too boring for them, that their libidos have diminished. Now really, would you really want to reach this point?

The five AV idols listed below, IMHO, have the requisite looks to make it in other fields of the entertainment industry had they not been raging nymphomaniacs. That’s a bit harsh I know, but that’s pretty much the only explanation I could come up with for their willingness to get tag-teamed on video by a bunch of, for the most part, really ugly men for certainly less than what the highest-paid porn stars in the world are getting.

1. Maria Ozawa

Proof that the end product of interracial sex rocks. Born to a Japanese mother and a Canadian father, she wasn’t scouted, like most AV idols were, by the countless AV agents scouring Japan for new “talent”. She actually APPLIED for the job. She has since progressed to kinkier fare, like anal and DP and bondage scenes.

2. Mihiro

Not a few people consider Mihiro as the cutest AV idol to ever come along. And I agree. She could have been a model. Or a pop singer. Wait, she’s actually been both. I guess she just figured having sex on camera was her real calling.

3. Tina Yuzuki

Tina Yuzuki is half-Japanese and half-Portuguese. The result is one of the most beautiful women to ever enter the JAV scene. She now goes by the name “Rio”, by the way. She may have changed her name, but her onscreen exploits remain as hardcore as ever.

4. Sora Aoi

She is often referred to as Japan’s Jenna Jameson, mainly because she’s considered the biggest porn star there these days. But the comparison ends there. Sora Aoi is drop-dead gorgeous, and looks nothing like the mummified alien that Jameson is.

5. Nana

Another one of those half-breeds, Nana is reportedly from a well-to-do family. Not that it matters. She performs like she was raised in a brothel, and is even more daring than most AV idols, for she takes on big black men in one of her videos.

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Some anti-smoking ads, however, are good for a laugh, and a severe coughing fit as well if you’re a smoker. Here are 10 funny anti-smoking commercials from all over the world.

1. Get Your Lungs Back

2. Smoking Kills In More Ways Than One

3. Animals Smoking

4. What’s Your Excuse?

5. Smoker Seduction

6. Have You Seen My Hamster?

7. Annoying Smokers

8. Just Returning The Favor

9. No Smoking

10. Get Unhooked

So you want to break into the adult business. We don’t blame you, really, because whether we like it or not, jobs in the adult industry are some of the more profitable ones around. Many people jump into it as a way to supplement their income, while some have already made a career out of it, not only because of the money, but because they’re also happy with what they’re doing.

If you’re comfortable with the way you look, have little or no inhibitions about taking a few or all items of clothing off in front of a camera or an audience, and have a healthy (and naughty) sense of adventure, then taking on adult jobs may just be the thing or you. Here are some adult jobs you can take a swing at, as well as an idea on how much you’re gonna earn.

1. Semi-nude photography model

If posing in your birthday suit isn’t exactly your kind of thing, then posing semi-nude is just right for you. Semi-nude modeling could range from posing in lingerie, swimsuits or costumes or just being topless, and that’s pretty much it. There are a number of photographers out there who are into “artistic” photography, and you could pose for them without having to show much skin. And as long as you find jobs like this from a legit company, you get the chance to earn $75 or more per hour.

2. Fully nude model

This is self-explanatory. Generally, models who fully take their kit off get paid more than semi-nude ones. Whether you’re doing this for a more risqué type of publication like Hustler or for nude Internet sites, you shouldn’t get anything less than $100/hr.

3. Toy model

Sex toy companies are always on the lookout for men and women who would model their products for their publications, brochures and websites. And they pay very well: beginners at this line of work can get upwards of $200 per job. So the more sex toys you pose with, the more you’ll earn.

4. Exotic dancer

Exotic dancer, stripper, whatever. The fact is, strip club dancers, the really good ones at least, can earn up to $1,000 a night in tips alone. And while strippers generally don’t have a fixed salary, they could earn a whole lot more by selling one-on-one lap dances and shower shows, or cajoling customers into buying time in a VIP room, which could cost as much as $500 an hour, for a private show. Just be careful you don’t kick customers in the face while dancing or you’ll find yourself involved in a crazy lawsuit.

5. Adult video performer

Of course, when the previous four adult jobs seem a bit too tame for your taste, you could always perform in adult videos. Since appearing in such films entails the “most work”, if you know what I mean, adult video stars get paid the most. While the pay scale varies from performer to performer, a female newbie to the business should get at least $3,000 per video.

On the average, adult video performers earn $100,000 to $250,000 at the end of the year. But for the highest-paid pornstars in the world, that figure is chicken feed.

You gotta love the Chinese for their ingenuity. Especially if you’re a smoker who wants to quit so badly, but just couldn’t kick the habit.

Chinese inventors have come up with a battery-powered electronic cigarette that blows not smoke, but water vapor. And instead of the usual tar that you get from those stinking cigarettes, the plastic Crown Seven electronic cigarette offers a mix of:

1. water

2. nicotine

3. artificial smoke flavor

4. propylene glycol, the chemical used in smoke machines

Take a drag on it, and one end glows red, just like your typical cigarette. With smoking bans popping up everywhere, such a smokeless and tobacco-free ciggie could sure come in handy.

But it’s far from perfect. Smokers at a test smoking commented that it “tastes like strawberries”, while others complained about the “herbal” taste and billowy vapor.

Another turn-off is the price. This cigarette, sold online, costs a hundred bucks a pop. The replaceable filter packs, however, are much cheaper. Five filter packs costs $10, and 1 filter pack is the equivalent of 2 packs of ciggies.

Now if they could only come up with a thingie that mimics snorting coke, without the coke. That could be the end of the war against drugs.

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