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1. It’s not even a real holiday. We still go to work on February 14, don’t we?
2. No one really wants the pressure to buy someone a present on a faux holiday.
3. Why celebrate a “holiday” that could not even accurately pinpoint which Catholic saint’s day it is? (there are actually THREE St. Valentines being honored on February 14, so take your pick.)
4. All the motels/hotels are fully-booked, therefore getting some nookie on that supposedly most romantic of days is a far-fetched idea. Unless you’re adventurous enough to have sex on a bridge.
5. In …
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Of all the names assigned to parts of the human anatomy, the word “vagina” is perhaps the hardest to say out loud in public. Somehow, the sight and sound of the word tend to make people squirm in their seats, the way posters for performances of “The Vagina Monologues” or my loudly asking people at work for various slang words for the female genitalia did.
The funny thing is, many of the slang words my colleagues and the Internet offered turned out to be much more offensive than its proper word, just like some …
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This isn’t a post that casts judgment on the sitting President. This blog, after all doesn’t concern itself with inane things such as politics. All this is solely to help people who have family and friends who aren’t happy with President George W. Bush buy them Christmas gifts that will not only make them happy about the way they feel about the President, but give them a chance to get back in their own small way at Dubya for whatever offense, real or imagined, he has committed against them.
So if you think your friend or relative would be delighted to …
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Endless reports, nerve-wracking deadlines and having a monumental jerk for a boss probably
make you think that your job stinks. You’re probably right, but however crappy your job may seem, you should take comfort in the fact that there are men and women out there whose jobs are way stinkier than yours—quite literally. Here are some of them:
1. Roadkill Remover
To keep the highways safe, states hire people to get all sorts of animals hit and killed by motorists off the road. But more often than not, wheels of other vehicles and the scorching …
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Driving, especially over long distances, can become pretty boring, but it need not necessarily be. Just try paying attention to some of the signs that you pass by on the road and you just might stumble onto gems like the funny road signs shown below.
Batman better pray The Joker doesn’t drive through this street.
At least they’re honest. And proud.
Lots of high people here.
Fortunately, my dog finished high school and can actually read.
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Ask any guy what kind of bra they would want to see on their girlfriends/wives and they’d probably say “one that stays on the floor”. Sure, men would always prefer to get those pesky bras off their women, but they should also realize that bras are no longer just a piece of undergarment that gets in their way of getting to second base. Not when inventors are coming up with designs that showcase their imaginative—in some cases crazy—ideas for bras that do more than just cover up and support breasts.
Such is the case with the seven bras listed below. Some …
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Damn writers’ strike. No, I’m not in favor of it, nor am I against it. I can’t even tell who got greedier, the networks/producers or the writers. All I know is that it sucks, because that means most, if not all TV shows that I’ve been following religiously for the last few seasons will get whacked mid-season, and there’s no telling when they will get resurrected to finish whatever the hell story they’re trying to tell. Thank heavens “The Sopranos”, my favorite TV show of all time, has finally finished its run, and will get spared from the oncoming drought. …
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Sure, the number of countries allowing same-sex marriages is growing, and therefore, the number of married gay couples is on the rise as well. There are, however, a number of countries that not only does not allow gay marriages, but also treats homosexuality as a crime punishable by death. Definitely no gay pride parades here.
My advice to same-sex couples: if you’re going on a honeymoon, steer clear of the countries listed below, where being gay sucks, big time.
1. Iran
In a recent visit to the United States, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia …
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