Angelina Jolie Is Top Celeb Do-Gooder of 2007

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The sight of celebrity MILF Angelina Jolie landing top honors in lists/surveys is starting to get really tired.

Jolie, hot mom to the most influential baby in the world, and recently declared the sexiest movie star ever, comes out on top again this year, this time in a survey of the best celebrity do-gooders of 2007. Conducted by Reuters, the survey asked a total of 606 respondents who they thought gave “celebrity humanitarianism” a really good name in 2007. Angelina came out no. 1. And she’s in mighty good company, as the …

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Top 10 Single and Pregnant Celebrities of 2007

The year 2007 saw a good number of celebrities getting knocked up left and right. Some, like Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera, had sperm donors who are married to them. Many celebs, however, have gotten pregnant this year without a wedding band around their little ring finger. Smart girls. Well, not really, especially the one occupying the top spot in this list.

Guaranteed MILFs, here are my top ten unmarried celebrities who got pregnant in 2007.

10. Brooke Burke

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Just recently, she described herself as some sort of a “baby factory”. I couldn’t agree more. She’s …

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Marcia Cross Naked Pictures Surface

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No doubt it, Marcia Cross’ curtains match the drapes. Judging by her nude pictures that hit the internets just recently, the “Desperate Housewives” star is indeed a redhead through and through.

Actually, talk about the existence of Marcia Cross naked photos started in October last year. Those pics, which were taken by Marcia’s husband while she was taking a shower outdoors, were “mistakenly thrown out” with the trash, where garbage men promptly found and tried to sell them to the highest bidder. Now it’s all over the Web, albeit a year and two months late. But …

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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is Most Influential Baby

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This proves that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, one of the cutest celebrity babies today, really is the biological child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Forbes magazine has just declared the one-year-old daughter of Brangelina as the most influential infant in the world. I’m still stumped as to how a baby could be influential, but Forbes apparently based its list on the amount of press celebrity children under 5-years-old are getting. Guess that makes Britney Spears the most influential infant below 30 then, huh?

It’s in the genes, really. Angelina has been topping every single list imaginable …

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Jessica Alba Is Pregnant, Will Get Bigger Boobs

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Cash Warren just knocked Jessica Alba up. This isn’t a joke, a rumor or a hoax, but a harsh fact confirmed by Alba’s own publicist to People:

“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and …

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Winona Ryder Sex Tape!

This could have been the mother of all celebrity sex tapes, if only Winona Ryder isn’t having sex with a dummy. Not the kind of dummy you see Paris Hilton et. al. ride in their own sex videos, mind you, but the wooden kind, a ventriloquist’s dummy, to be exact.

Yes, the Winona Ryder sex tape that hit the net recently is as much a sex tape as the Eva Longoria sex video is. It was made to make people laugh, although how many people actually did is subject to debate.

Actually, the Winona Ryder “sex tape” is a promo clip …

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Top 5 Celebrity Trampstamp Tattoos

There is that perception that women who have so-called “tramp stamps”, or tattoos on their lower back, are more promiscuous than others. If that belief had any smidgen of truth in it, does that mean the celebrities pictured below, who all have great tramp stamps, are kinda loose? Not really sure about that, but one thing’s for certain, at least for this writer: they have, IMHO, some of the best celebrity tramp stamp tattoos around.

5. Jessica Alba

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OK, not exactly the greatest tattoo design ever. But don’t you just love it when you can …

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Angelina Jolie Is The Sexiest Movie Star Ever

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Angelina Jolie has just been crowned “The Sexiest Movie Star Ever” in a poll conducted by Empire magazine.

Empire describes Jolie, who topped a mixed list of 100 sexy male and female stars of the cinema, as someone who “seems to have been precision built to turn cinema audiences into drooling wrecks. The pneumatic figure, the feline eyes, the lips that could have been stung by several hives of bees.”

Personally, we’d rather have Monica Bellucci, who inexplicably isn’t even in the top 30 (she’s #35), occupy that spot, but then again, we live in a free …

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