Here’s a list of 19 porn stars who have college or higher degrees tucked under their belt. If you know of any more similarly-educated porn stars, please don’t hesitate to send them in through your comments.

1. Tera Patrick – BS in Biology and an AAS degree in nursing from Boise State University.

2. Gen Padova – A UCLA graduate, with Bachelor of Science degree majoring in Biochemistry and a Bachelor of Arts in Visual Arts.

3. Calli Cox – Has a degree in middle level education from Eastern Illinois University, and was teaching 8th grade English before getting into porn.

4. TJ Hart – Graduated with a triple major in psychology, sociology and art, with a minor in early childhood education from the University of Colorado. She was also member of the 1988 US Olympic swim team.

5. Ron Jeremy – Used to be a teacher, making good use of his bachelor’s degree in education and theatre and a master’s degree in special education from Queens College in New York.

6. Nina Hartley – Graduated magna cum laude from San Francisco State University’s nursing school, and is a registered nurse.

7. Juli Ashton – A Colorado State University graduate, with a degree in Spanish and History. She subsequently taught Spanish at a junior high school before she caught the porn bug

8. Joanna Angel – has a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature with a minor in Film Studies from Rutgers University.

9. Audrey Hollander – Graduated from Loyola University Chicago with a degree in Elementary Education.

10. Lexington Steele – Earned a double degree in History and African-American studies from Syracuse University.

11. Bobbi Starr – Holds a music degree from San Jose State University. She is currently a pre-med student, aiming to become a gynecologist.

12. Laurie Wallace – Not only did she graduate summa cum laude with a double major in German and political science from Loyola College in Maryland, she also attended law school at George Washington University.

13. Lisa Sparxxx – This pornstar who holds a world record for having sex with 919 men in the space of a day has a Master of Arts degree in Multimedia with a minor in Business from the University of Kentucky.

14. Mika Tan – She studied at the San Diego State University en route to a Bachelor’s degree in Biochemistry and an Associate’s degree in Psychology.

15. Dave Cummings – Currently laying claim to the title “oldest active male pornstar”, Cummings has both a Bachelor of Science degree in Economics and a Masters Degree in Public Administration. To top it of, he also used to be a Lieutenant Colonel in the United States Army.

16. Shy Love – A certified public accountant, having earned both a bachelor’s and a master’s degree in accounting.

17. Careena Collins – Graduated with a law degree

18. Selena Silver – finished university with a degree in Marine Science

19. Mandingo – has a Bachelor of Arts in Communications.

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By the way, no Britney here. It goes without saying that she’s in a league all by herself as far as celebrity upskirts go. If there’s a Celebrity Upskirt Hall of Fame, Britney would no doubt be the first-ever inductee. And if these women who have given us the top ten celebrity upskirt pictures of 2008 carry on like this in the coming years, they’re guaranteed a place in it too.

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1.  Leelee Sobieski

Any memories you might have of sweet Leelee in “Jungle 2 Jungle” surely will have dissipated by now at the sight of that pink thong.

2. Audrina Patridge

Audrina may be constantly labeled as that “boring” one from “The Hills”. We dare you say the same thing about this upskirt of hers, or the countless bikini pictures or those “leaked” naked pics that are all over the Internet.

3. Emma Watson

Now we know that when J.K Rowling described Hermione Granger as having “bushy brown hair’, she wasn’t just talking about the ones up north. Endless “Hairy Potter” jokes have been made about this Emma Watson upskirt, and rightfully so.

4. Pamela Anderson

We understand that the better part of the world’s 6.7 billion people have seen Pamela much more naked than this, so what’s the big deal with a Pamela upskirt? Honestly, we don’t know, the same way we don’t know why she keeps getting treated like she’s hot when she’s nothing but scary these days.

5. Sharon Stone

This is one clear-cut case of life imitating art, Sharon reenacting her “Basic Instinct” character Catherine Tramell’s infamous beaver scene. No beaver here though, and we’re thankful for that.

6. Nicole Scherzinger

Pussycat Doll shows off her own pussycat doll for the whole world to see. Somene’s getting desperate to sell “solo” albums.

7. Blake Lively

This upskirt from the Gossip Girl star is not much of an upskirt, really, but those legs revealed by her skirt kinda riding up are just so luscious they deserve a place here, with or without anything nastier to gossip about.

8. Victoria Silvstedt

Just like Pamela, Victoria Silvstedt is no stranger to spreading her legs for the camera to get a little more attention than usual.  So thinking that this upskirt was accidental is out of the question.

9. Kate Walsh

Someone blew some wind up Kate Walsh’s ass, and it’s not a pretty sight.

10. Jennifer Aniston

We can tell by this picture that Jennifer was trying to prevent a nipple slip with her left arm. Thankfully, her right hand is holding her purse, and wasn’t able to do anything to deny us an upskirt shot.

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1. Karina Smirnoff

Thanks a lot, Mario Lopez for practicing dance lifts with your girlfriend and Dancing With The Stars partner in the water and giving us this nipple slip in the process.

2. Whitney Port

If this is Whitney Port’s way of drawing attention away from way more famous The Hills co-star Lauren Conrad, then she’s succeeded. She’s cuter than Conrad anyway.

3. Bai Ling

A serial nipple flasher, this is only one of the number of Bai Ling nipple slips we’ve had this year. But if you look closely\, it looks more like a Bai Ling pencil eraser slip than anything else.

4. Monica Bellucci

Sure, we’ve seen Monica Bellucci without a stitch on many times in the past. But she’s just so gorgeous that even something as trivial as a Monica Bellucci nipple slip is more than enough to make us happy.

5. Amy Smart

Amy Smart is another serial nipple exhibitionist. This time, her nipple said hello while she was kicking some guy’s ass on the set of the movie Crank 2.

6. Shauna Sand

Shauna Sand probably has the most disgusting nipples on the planet, but that didn’t stop this former Playboy Playmate from foisting it upon us.  And just like when we find ourselves near the scene of an accident, we just can’t look away at the train wreck this formerly hot woman has become.

7. Blake Lively

In this picture, Blake Lively seems to be hiding from the paparazzi and does her best to cover her face. Fortunately, the Gossip Girl star’s surprisingly big nipple isn’t as pap-camera-shy as she is.

8. AnnaLynne McCord

For someone who rightfully belongs in our list of celebrities with small boobs and flat chests that we love, AnnaLynne McCord seems to have boobs that play peekabo with paparazzi a little too often, like the time she was shooting this running scene for 90210.

9. Hayden Panettiere

We’re not really sure if this qualifies as a Hayden Panettiere nipple slip, but because we all want to see this barely legal Heroes star give us some nip action, we’re willing to use a little imagination and see some Hayden boobage through the water. Lucky dog.

10. Lily Allen

We’ve seen Lily Allen out of her clothes a little too many times this year, but we’re not complaining. Not when she goes beyond a mere nipple slip to a full boob slip.

11. Kate Moss

Was there ever a year that we didn’t see Kate Moss’ nipple? Didn’t think so.

12. Mischa Barton

Will there ever be a time we wouldn’t see Mischa Barton flashing her nipple all over the place while drunk?

13. Salma Hayek

Thank heavens for traditional costumes that make women’s breasts pop out, like this Bavarian dirndl Salma Hayek wore as a guest in a popular German talk and variety show.

14. Katy Perry

This is just a half a nipple slip from Katy Perry, but at least we now have an idea how awesome this singer’s cans are. And we got an upskirt shot to boot!

15. Emma De Caunes

No idea who Emma De Caunes is, but because of this wonderful nip slip, we’re willing to know more about this cute French actress, and give her a thumbs-up as well.

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Still, while some Hollywood actors who can sing may sound better than any of the artists listed below, they could only dream of the multiplatinum sales these singers have achieved.

10. Ashlee Simpson

Who could ever forget her 2004 lip-syncing performance on Saturday Night Live and at the 2005 Orange Bowl in Miami, Florida, where a crowd of 70,000 booed her off the stage? But while universally derided as having very little talent as a singer, Ashlee Simpson has sold more than 5 million albums worldwide, with her debut album “Autobigraphy” alone selling more than 3.5 million copies.

9. Miley Cyrus

The first time I bothered to listen to Miley Cyrus sing was during the 2008 installment of Idol Gives Back, and those two performances of hers made me wonder why the hell this 15-year-old has become so huge that mothers actually fake essays for their kids so they can score tickets to her show. Honestly, she’s way better at taking slutty pictures of herself than she is at singing.

Then again, my opinion doesn’t matter a whit: Cyrus has already sold more than 8.5 million albums worldwide as of January 2008.

8. Jessica Simpson

Although Jessica is considered the better singer in the Simpson family, that still isn’t saying much. Her screaming singing voice can give one migraines, especially when she’s trying to hit those high notes. Still, millions of people seem to love experiencing severe headaches because as of October 2008, 17.2 million of Jessica’s records have already been sold.

7. Avril Lavigne

Sometimes, we actually wish that Avril Lavigne is a real punk rocker as she claims to be, because in punk music, brilliant singing voices aren’t really a requirement. Sadly, she’s a pop singer, and as a pop singer, she royally sucks, 30 million albums sold worldwide notwithstanding. Her album tracks are oh-so-obviously peppered with layer upon layer of digital magic, and when she sings live, she makes the audience want to pop their own eardrums.

6. Jennifer Lopez

There’s no doubt that J.Lo can dance. But can she really sing? She can’t, of course, but that didn’t stop her from selling more than 48 million albums worldwide.

5. Paula Abdul

Paula Abdul is a lot of things, but a singer isn’t one of them. She’s one of those singers whose recordings need tons of digital manipulation to pass herself off as one. And she’s actually succeeded in making people think she can actually carry a tune, as she has sold more than 53 million records to date. Then there’s that little TV show called American Idol where she routinely judges other peoples’ singing talents.

4. Britney Spears

Britney Spears sounds like a cat on the verge of death when she’s singing, but people apparently find her style “sexy”, and continue to buy her records. Her debut album, “…Baby One More Time“, has already gone past the 25 million sales mark as of October 2008. All in all, she is estimated to have sold an estimated 83 million records worldwide.

3. Janet Jackson

After selling over 100 million albums worldwide, Janet Jackson, who is like, 50, still sounds like a girl who has just discovered she has pubes whenever she sings. Her voice has remained teeny-weeny all these years she even manages to sound more girly-ish than her brother Michael Jackson. And that in itself is already quite a feat.

2. Cher

Cher is a good singer—that is, if she were a guy. Not only does she sing like a dude, she also has this way of producing that very masculine sound through the nose which makes her singing even scarier.  However, her voice didn’t scare buyers away, but instead drew them in, selling more than 180 million records in her over 40 years in the music business.

1. Madonna

The fact that Andrew Lloyd Webber had to transpose down many of the songs in his musical Evita to ensure that Madonna hits them right in the 1996 film version is a testament to the singing talent, or lack thereof, of the woman who has been labeled by Guinness World Records as the world’s most successful female recording artist of all time. Currently the richest woman in music, Madonna has sold more than 250 million records worldwide, and is still counting.

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We’re pretty certain a lot of people who watch these shows have no idea their favorite American characters are actually played by non-Americans, what with their convincing American accents and everything. Here are some of them.

1. Hugh Laurie

For five seasons now, Hugh Laurie, an English actor from Oxford, has been playing the misanthropic medical genius Gregory House in the hit Fox drama House. With the utterly convincing American accent he uses on the show, not too many people are aware that he is everything but American. In any case, audiences love him, and the show’s producers obviously do too: Laurie has just been offered a new deal that would pay him $400,000 per episode, or more than $9 million a year, making him one of the biggest earners on TV today.

2. Julian McMahon

Before playing the womanizing plastic surgeon Dr. Christian Troy on FX Networks’ Nip/Tuck, Julian McMahon first charmed audiences as the demon Cole Turner in Charmed. Even then, few people knew that McMahon is from Sydney. Undeniable proof that he is Australian is the fact that his late father, Sir William McMahon, was Australia’s 20th Prime Minister.

3. Anthony LaPaglia

In a show whose top three characters are not Americans, Anthony LaPaglia is top dog. He plays FBI Agent Jack Malone on CBS’ Without A Trace, the only prime-time U.S. drama to have two Australians, LaPaglia and Poppy Montgomery, and a Brit, Oscar-nominated actress Marianne Jean-Baptiste playing Americans in the regular cast.

4. Damian Lewis

The fact that Damian Lewis is British could come as a big surprise to many people. After all, he was compelling as American World War II hero Richard Winters in the 2001 HBO mini-series Band of Brothers. Now he’s playing Charlie Crews, an LAPD detective who was wrongfully imprisoned for 12 years before being exonerated by DNA evidence in the NBC drama Life.

5. Colin Ferguson

OK, so Colin Ferguson, star of the quirky Sci-Fi channel series Eureka, just became an American citizen, but he also happens to be a Canadian citizen, having been born in Montreal, Quebec. He grew up in Hong Kong, England, Connecticut and Toronto, and also holds a British citizenship.

6. Lena Headey

Who would have imagined that Sarah Connor, a very American character from one of the biggest American film franchises of all time could be played by an Englishwoman? Lena Headey, whose strong and sexy turn in last year’s 300 gave us a respite from all that testosterone and those six-pack abs, has been doing pretty well as the star of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, which airs on the Fox Network. And she’s doing it with a very good American accent, and without Linda Hamilton’s muscles.

7. Anna Paquin

Anna Paquin, who plays the mind-reading waitress Sookie Stackhouse in the new HBO drama True Blood, was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. When she was four, her parents moved to New Zealand, where her acting career began. And what an acting career it was, winning the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for 1993’s The Piano, her very first movie. She has since been known to younger audiences as Rogue in the X-Men trilogy of films. For True Blood, she has to put on a southern accent, as the series, which revolves around humans and vampires trying to co-exist, is set in the fictional town of Bon Temps, Louisiana.

8. Anna Torv

Australian actress Anna Torv is the lead star of Fringe, a new science fiction drama from J.J. Abrams which just began airing on Fox in September. She plays Olivia Dunham, an FBI Agent who has been tasked to investigate unexplained phenomena with an institutionalized scientist, brilliantly played by fellow Aussie actor John Noble. Not a few people have commented that Torv bears an uncanny facial resemblance to a top Australian actress, the Oscar-winning Cate Blanchett.

9. Jonny Lee Miller

Film buffs may remember Jonny Lee Miller as “Sick Boy” in the Ewan Macgregor starrer Trainspotting. While he played a Scottish junkie in that film, Miller, who also happens to be Angelina Jolie’s first husband, is actually English. He’s currently making waves as the star of the ABC comedy-drama Eli Stone, playing the eponymous character, a lawyer with a brain aneurysm that is causing hallucinations which could actually be visions of the future.

10. Simon Baker

A new CBS series, The Mentalist, has Australian actor Simon Baker in the lead as an extremely intelligent and observant detective. He had previously starred in The Guardian, another CBS drama series that ended in 2004.

1. Jennifer Garner

OK, so this woman has an incredibly hot body, with a really cute smile to boot. But that epic jaw line of hers makes her look like she could be Hillary Swank’s kid brother, er, sister. That, plus the fact that she could kick our collective asses with one hand tied behind her back.

2. Elisabeth Shue

A lot of Karate Kid fans are going to howl in protest at the inclusion of the lovely Elisabeth Shue in this list. In that poolside sex scene in Leaving Las Vegas, however, we couldn’t help but notice she’s got these football player shoulders, and a square-jawed head on top of it. But then again, that same scene left no doubt in our minds that she is all woman, and how!

3. Brooke Hogan

With Hulk Hogan as dad, can you really blame Brooke Hogan for looking like the pro wrestling legend’s tag team partner in the WWF?

4. Jessica Simpson

She may own one of the hottest pairs of boobs in the business, but that’s pretty much it for Jessica Simpson. Stare at her face a second longer and you’ll see she looks just like a guy with long blonde hair and gorgeous knockers.

5. Fergie

You know you really could pass for a dude when you look manlier than your own man. Ask Fergie and Josh Duhamel.

6. Selma Blair

Check out Selma Blair’s strong jaw line, prominent chin, and flat chest.  She could actually play a guy in a movie, without having to tape anything down. Not that we don’t like her. She is, after all, one of the celebrities with flat chests that we love.

7. Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel’s face and body has more in common with Sylvester Stallone than any other female celebrity out there, but somehow she’s still hot in my book. Maybe it’s that yummy butt of hers.

8. Madonna

I’ve always thought Madonna already looked mannish even during her “Material Girl” days, but you gotta give her props for having that fit a body at 50.

9. Sarah Jessica Parker

I’ll be nice: Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a dude. A human dude. See, no animal references or anything!

10. Hilary Duff

Same as No. 9.

11. Jennifer Aniston

For someone who looks manlier than half the guys she’s been linked to, Jennifer Aniston sure lands rather frequently at or near the top of many a “most beautiful” list. The world, indeed, is full of mysteries.

12. Claire Danes

Olivia Hussey was a lovely Juliet in the 1968 film adaptation of Romeo and Juliet. Claire Danes, however, looked more like a Romeo in Baz Luhrmann’s 1996 take on the Shakespeare tragedy. She and Leonardo DiCaprio could have switched roles and no one would be the wiser.

13. Sandra Bullock

Judging from the pic above, Sandra Bullock looks like she could actually win more than just a Miss Congeniality award—at the Miss Gay America Pageant.

14. Neve Campbell

Once upon a time, Neve Campbell was smoking hot, never mind that she looked like a dude with those jaws of granite. Now she just looks like a dude.

15. Hillary Swank

There’s a reason why Hillary Swank keeps on winning all those Oscars for playing butch characters, and we’re not just talking about her acting.

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For the nth time, Britney Spears reportedly has a sex tape. Adnan Ghalib, the British pap who took advantage of her when she lost her hair and her mind eons ago, claims he has in his possession a two-hour sex tape featuring Britney, and will sell it for the right price.

He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.

“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot while on holiday in Mexico.

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney. “ [source]

Awwww, how sweet. He’s so protective of Britney he won’t be selling any other details about her. Just hours of footage of the singer doing the nasty. But how many times have we heard that Britney has a sex tape? If Pamela Anderson has the most number of celebrity sex tapes released (she has two), then Britney holds the record for the most number of celebrity sex videos NOT released. All we have are claims, nothing solid, and it’s getting boring already.

For crying out loud, let’s have the sex tape and get this over with. Not that we’re so excited about it. With the shape Britney was in during that time, she probably looks like the guy in the Gene Simmons sex tape in it anyway.

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Red Light District, the same adult production company that brought us those Paris Hilton, Dustin “Screech” Diamond, Joanie “Chyna” Laurer, Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher sex tapes, is reportedly offering $500,000 for the rights to distribute a celebrity sex tape featuring 30 Days of Night and Black Hawk Down star Josh Hartnett and a yet-unidentified woman having sex in, of all places, a London hotel library. Security cameras at the SoHo Hotel reportedly caught all the action. According to AVN:

“Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy,” a source told the Daily Mirror. “Their every spit and cough was recorded and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh’s X-rated moves.”

Coughing? Spitting? Sounds like a nasty one. So what if it doesn’t star any of the female celebrities we’d love to see in a sex tape? We’ll take it over the Verne Troyer sex tape or the Gene Simmons sex video any day.

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It is undeniable too, however, that the Academy is notorious for giving Oscars to people who we think don’t deserve it, while at the same time snubbing exceptional work by some of the best directors, writers, and actors in the industry. This is the same Academy that waited decades before giving Martin Scorsese an Oscar for a film that is hardly his finest, in light of the better films he’s done in the past; the same Academy that gave Kevin Costner an Oscar for one of the most overrated films of the 1990s; and the same Academy that never even bothered to nominate the actors listed below for some of the greatest performances of their career. While some actors turned down roles that eventually won Oscars, these actors gave performances that actually deserved Oscars, but were snubbed by the Academy on countless nomination nights.

1. Gary Oldman

Sure, Oldman does have a propensity to be over the top in his acting, but his first-rate turns in Sid & Nancy, Dracula, The Professional and Murder in the First nevertheless deserve an Oscar nod at the very least. And by the way, he has already proven that he can also play a quiet but dignified character by way of Christopher Nolan’s Batman movies.

2. John Cusack

John Cusack is one of the quirkiest actors in Hollywood today, and is also one of its most underrated and unrecognized. Starting with The Grifters, Cusack’s list of Oscar-worthy but Oscar-overlooked performances continued with Grosse Pointe Blank, Being John Malkovich, High Fidelity and Grace is Gone.

3. Jim Carrey

Yes, Jim Carrey can act, whether you like it or not. Forget Ace Ventura and all those dumb movies that made him one of the highest paid actors in Hollywood at one point in time. Just think of his memorable take on Andy Kaufman, one of the most eccentric comedians of all time, in Man on The Moon, and his surprisingly restrained performances in The Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. He ought to have been given an Oscar straight away if only for his success at keeping his hyperkinetic act in check.

4. Christian Bale

Christian Bale is hypnotic as the obsessed, narcissistic Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, but the hypnosis was lost on Academy voters. The same goes for his performances in such films as The Machinist and more recently, Rescue Dawn, where he played a pilot shot down over Laos during the Vietnam War.

5. Matthew Broderick

Not too many people realize that Matthew Broderick is one hell of an actor. It’s just too bad that he’s closely identified with relatively light cinema fare that people tend to forget that he did display great acting chops in such movies as Glory, You Can Count On Me and my personal favorite, Election.

6. Kevin Bacon

Over the years, Kevin Bacon has been piling up one notable performance after another in films like Apollo 13, A Few Good Men, and JFK, all of which were overlooked by Oscar. Even his most compelling turn in The Woodsman, where he plays a convicted child molester trying to live life again after serving 12 years in prison, didn’t get so much as a wink from the Academy.

7. Alan Rickman

In his villainous roles, Alan Rickman has consistently been turning in deliciously wicked portrayals. He was exceptional as Eamon de Valera in Michael Collins, and his turn as Judge Turpin in Tim Burton’s Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street generated lots of Oscar talk. Unfortunately, all that Oscar talk was just that: talk.

8. Dennis Quaid

There’s this one small movie from 1998 called Savior that boasts what I believe to be Dennis Quaid’s most moving performance, that of a former Marine turned ruthless sniper during the Bosnian War seeking redemption. Unfortunately, very few people saw it, and I doubt if any of the Academy voters even knew it existed, and they missed out on something really good. Anyway, they also overlooked Quaid’s closeted gay husband in Far From Heaven four years later, so what else is new?

9. Daniel Craig

It was bad enough that Daniel Craig didn’t get a nod for his maniacal Connor Rooney in The Road to Perdition or his portrayal of a philandering Ted Hughes in Sylvia, but to be ignored by the Academy for his reinvention of the James Bond character in Casino Royale is just a bit too much. He should at least have been nominated for making the usually 2-dimensional secret agent seem more human.

10. Steve Buscemi

Steve Buscemi is one great actor who turns in one unforgettable performance after another even in the really bad movies he’s decided to make. And when he does appear in really good movies like Reservoir Dogs, Fargo, and the excellent Ghost World, he’s absolutely brilliant. So why hasn’t he been nominated yet? Is it the way he looks? But Academy members nominated Edward James Olmos once, didn’t they?

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Not on their TV sets they won’t, but on their computers, well, that’s an entirely different story. In today’s world of YouTube and all those other video sites, these commercials are now readily available online for everyone to see. Here are 50 of those commercials. With the exception of some, most of them can be quite embarrassing.

1. Kiefer Sutherland

Even in a cheesy commercial such as this one for Calorie Mate, Jack Bauer still takes himself waaay too seriously.

2. John Travolta

Travolta dancing with synchronized swimmers’ legs in the foreground pushing some canned beverage doesn’t make the least bit of sense, but then again, so do many commercials in this list.

3. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Whoever gets to face the Governator in his inevitable run for the White House in the future would do well to remind voters of this image of Arnold laughing maniacally while standing on top of a pile of gold coins.

4. Hulk Hogan

It’s official: Hogan’s tough “Hulkster” persona is one big fraud.

5. Nicolas Cage

Cage will accept ANY role, however embarrassing.

6. Jodie Foster

She’s absolutely beautiful in this one.

7. Andy Warhol

Real artists are supposed to be self-righteous creatures who balk at the idea of selling out, aren’t they? Well, here’s an exception.

8. Cameron Diaz

For a company in a country where the idea of celebrating Christmas is buying a cake, SoftBank sure spent a fortune on having a Hollywood A-lister like Diaz appear in a Christmas-themed ad.

9. George Clooney

What’s with the idea of having Clooney say “let’s go” when he’s all alone in the car? What did he think he was driving, the Batmobile?

10. George Lucas

To see why Lucas belongs behind a camera, watch this ad. Then you’ll see the inspiration behind Hayden Christensen’s wooden acting in the last two Star Wars prequels.

11. Ben Stiller

Could Ben Stiller get any more pathetic? Apparently, the answer to that is a resounding yes.

12. Bruce Willis

Somehow, I get the feeling that while we laugh at how ridiculous Willis is in this crazy ad, he’s saying more than just the “move you” catchphrase at the end, like he’s actually replacing the first four-letter word with another one that starts with an F.

13. Leonardo DiCaprio

I don’t know which is more annoying: the sound of Leo whooping it up like he did in Titanic, or the grating “You Are My Sunshine” in the soundtrack.

14. Michael Jackson

Here’s Michael promoting Suzuki scooters back when he still looked human.

15. James Coburn

This ad tells us we can fight off bad guys just like Coburn did by smoking cancer sticks. That’s truth in advertising for you.

16. Paul Newman

Much weirder than Newman eating a flower in this commercial is the idea of him ever actually owning one of those UC Fuji credit cards.

17. Britney Spears

Let’s look at the bright side: at least the Japanese company that makes GG Tea had enough sense to get Britney to appear in this ad back when she still looked hot.

18. Andy Garcia

One of the more dignified commercials in this list.

19. Jeff Goldblum

Goldblum’s geeky persona is perfect for this product.

20. Kevin Costner

“When I first began directing, they all said it was impossible”, Costner says in this coffee ad. Same could be said of his acting.

21. Sheena Easton

What’s up with the silhouettes behind her?

22. Harrison Ford

Ford walks like he’s about to crap in his towel towards the end.

23. Dennis Hopper

The sight of Hopper playing with a rubber ducky in the tub reportedly boosted sales of Tsumura bath products. Go figure.

24. Michael J. Fox

Michael J. Fox is no stranger to cheesy work, but this one ad for some canned tea just takes the cake.

25. Madonna

Never mind the awkward samurai sword swinging and the terrible background music. Madonna saying “I’m pure” is quite the winner.

26. Jennifer Love Hewitt

So does this mean she understands Japanese?

27. Kyle Maclachlan

Now that was the most serious facial expression I’ve ever seen Kyle Maclachlan make.

28. Paul Reubens (as Pee-wee Herman)

Trust the Japanese to make Pee-wee Herman seem creepier than usual.

29. Ray Charles

Good thing they didn’t have Ray Charles driving the Honda while blurting out, “It’s a Miracle”.

30. Winona Ryder

With the way her Hollywood career is going, Winona’s gonna need all the Japanese commercial gigs she can get.

31. Gwyneth Paltrow

Here’s Gwyneth appearing in a Korean commercial for a clothing company called Bean Pole. How fitting.

32. Charles Bronson

The sound of bullets whizzing past as Bronson practically bathes himself in Mandom never fails to crack me up.

33. Ashley Judd

Is it me, or did that fire hydrant just turn into a throbbing and pumping double-headed penis the moment Ashley Judd sat on it?

34. Brad Pitt

So drinking Roots coffee makes one brave and strong enough to push company property down a flight of stairs. Wish it also makes one look like Brad Pitt.

35. Steven Seagal

At least he actually speaks Japanese, and didn’t sound ridiculous while saying his lines.

36. Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen, he who has slept with 5,000 gorgeous women, in bed with a big girl? Now that’s taking suspension of disbelief a bit too far.

37. Sylvester Stallone

A ham actor pushing ham. Absolutely perfect.

38. Meg Ryan

Somehow, Meg Ryan manages to still look adorable even when mouthing off silly lines like “Navi Navi Dingo”.

39. Mariah Carey

Nescafe hires one of the most famous singers in the world, and all it ever does is make Mariah act like a bimbo in a weird-ass commercial.

40. Sharon Stone

One might think this is some sort of an audition piece for the Catwoman movie, what with the way she gingerly walks on ledges in this commercial. She got the villain part in that movie, by the way

41. Eddie Murphy

Eddie Murphy has always been a douche. Here’s proof.

42. Mel Gibson

What the hell does “A Song For You” have anything to do with Mel Gibson and Asahi beer?

43. Stevie Wonder

Just love the way Stevie yells “Fire”.

44. Tom Berenger

As with all other cigarette commercials, this one makes absolutely no sense at all.

One brand that has consistently hired beautiful Hollywood faces over the years is Lux. Here are some of their TV spots:

45. Anne Hathaway

46. Natalie Portman

47. Jennifer Lopez

48. Jennifer Connelly

49. Lara Flynn Boyle

50. Rachael Leigh Cook