Britney Spears Sex Tape, Again

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For the nth time, Britney Spears reportedly has a sex tape. Adnan Ghalib, the British pap who took advantage of her when she lost her hair and her mind eons ago, claims he has in his possession a two-hour sex tape featuring Britney, and will sell it for the right price.

He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.

“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly …

Josh Hartnett Sex Tape?

For quite some time now, we’ve been wishing for a celebrity sex tape that actually stars a real celebrity, an A-list one to be exact. Now it looks like that wish is close to being fulfilled. Unfortunately for guys, the A-lister who is rumored to have a celebrity sex video is a guy.

Josh Hartnett Sex Tape?

Red Light District, the same adult production company that brought us those Paris Hilton, Dustin “Screech” Diamond, Joanie “Chyna” Laurer, Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher sex tapes, is reportedly offering $500,000 for the …

Verne Troyer Sex Tape

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Waking up to news that Verne Troyer, better known as Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies isn’t exactly the best way to start a day, but then again, it’s a celebrity sex tape from someone who’s actually appeared in box-office hits, so we’ll take it.

Yep, you heard that right. TMZ has a mini clip of Mini-Me slipping the tongue to his girlfriend, identified as Ranae Shrider, a 22-year-old aspiring model from Kentucky. She looks like the same girl the pint-sized actor took to the 2008 MTV Movie Awards, though I’m not really sure.

And it …

Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Sold For $1.5M

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This is probably the mother of all celebrity sex tapes. Or the grandmother, if you will.

The New York Post reports that a sex tape, or rather, a sex film (tapes didn’t exist during her heyday) starring our granddads’ object of lust, Marilyn Monroe, has just been sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million.

Shot in the late 1950s, the silent, black and white film, whose purchase was brokered by its discoverer, the well-known memorabilia collector Keya Morgan, shows Monroe performing oral sex on an unidentified man.

The footage appears to have been …

Kristin Davis Sex Tape?

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Finally, an A-List celebrity is the “star” of the latest celebrity sex tape to surface. Well, that is, if you consider a stint in a highly-successful TV show, but nothing else afterwards save for an upcoming movie based on said highly-successful TV show, as a prerequisite to A-list celebrity status.

Rumors that a celebrity sex tape featuring “Sex and the City” star Kristin Davis are swirling all over the Internets, accompanied by some pics showing Davis in a number of nasty poses, included two giving some guy head.

But according to TMZ, there isn’t exactly a sex …

Gene Simmons Sex Tape

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This is either the unsexiest celebrity sex tape of all time or the most desperate publicity ploy ever for an energy drink.

Photos and a short clip of a sex tape purportedly showing KISS rocker Gene Simmons doing the deed with an Austrian model named “Elsa” are being peddled at a website called GenesSecret.com (link NSFW). Both Gene and “Elsa” also happen to be spokespersons for Frank’s Energy Drink, says AVN. The site charges $9.95 for a one-day trial and $29.95 for a monthly subscription.

Why anyone would pay that much to see …

Vivica A. Fox Sex Tape!

Three days into the new year and already a new celebrity sex tape is being circulated on the Internets. Probably some sign that we’re gonna have a bumper crop of celebrity sex videos this year.

Vivica A. Fox, she of the big tush and the really bad boob job, reportedly has a sex tape where she can be seen on all fours, apparently drunk as hell, and orally servicing some unidentified Atlanta jerk who recorded the whole act on his cell phone. And he didn’t stop there. Proud of his conquest, the man emailed the video to his friends. …

Winona Ryder Sex Tape!

This could have been the mother of all celebrity sex tapes, if only Winona Ryder isn’t having sex with a dummy. Not the kind of dummy you see Paris Hilton et. al. ride in their own sex videos, mind you, but the wooden kind, a ventriloquist’s dummy, to be exact.

Yes, the Winona Ryder sex tape that hit the net recently is as much a sex tape as the Eva Longoria sex video is. It was made to make people laugh, although how many people actually did is subject to debate.

Actually, the Winona Ryder “sex tape” is a promo clip …