Verne Troyer Sex Tape

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Waking up to news that Verne Troyer, better known as Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies isn’t exactly the best way to start a day, but then again, it’s a celebrity sex tape from someone who’s actually appeared in box-office hits, so we’ll take it.

Yep, you heard that right. TMZ has a mini clip of Mini-Me slipping the tongue to his girlfriend, identified as Ranae Shrider, a 22-year-old aspiring model from Kentucky. She looks like the same girl the pint-sized actor took to the 2008 MTV Movie Awards, though I’m not really sure.

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Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Sold For $1.5M

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This is probably the mother of all celebrity sex tapes. Or the grandmother, if you will.

The New York Post reports that a sex tape, or rather, a sex film (tapes didn’t exist during her heyday) starring our granddads’ object of lust, Marilyn Monroe, has just been sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million.

Shot in the late 1950s, the silent, black and white film, whose purchase was brokered by its discoverer, the well-known memorabilia collector Keya Morgan, shows Monroe performing oral sex on an unidentified man.

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Kristin Davis Sex Tape?

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Finally, an A-List celebrity is the “star” of the latest celebrity sex tape to surface. Well, that is, if you consider a stint in a highly-successful TV show, but nothing else afterwards save for an upcoming movie based on said highly-successful TV show, as a prerequisite to A-list celebrity status.

Rumors that a celebrity sex tape featuring “Sex and the City” star Kristin Davis are swirling all over the Internets, accompanied by some pics showing Davis in a number of nasty poses, included two giving some guy head.

But according to TMZ, there isn’t exactly a sex …

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Gene Simmons Sex Tape

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This is either the unsexiest celebrity sex tape of all time or the most desperate publicity ploy ever for an energy drink.

Photos and a short clip of a sex tape purportedly showing KISS rocker Gene Simmons doing the deed with an Austrian model named “Elsa” are being peddled at a website called GenesSecret.com (link NSFW). Both Gene and “Elsa” also happen to be spokespersons for Frank’s Energy Drink, says AVN. The site charges $9.95 for a one-day trial and $29.95 for a monthly subscription.

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Vivica A. Fox Sex Tape!

Three days into the new year and already a new celebrity sex tape is being circulated on the Internets. Probably some sign that we’re gonna have a bumper crop of celebrity sex videos this year.

Vivica A. Fox, she of the big tush and the really bad boob job, reportedly has a sex tape where she can be seen on all fours, apparently drunk as hell, and orally servicing some unidentified Atlanta jerk who recorded the whole act on his cell phone. And he didn’t stop there. Proud of his conquest, the man emailed the video to his friends. …

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Winona Ryder Sex Tape!

This could have been the mother of all celebrity sex tapes, if only Winona Ryder isn’t having sex with a dummy. Not the kind of dummy you see Paris Hilton et. al. ride in their own sex videos, mind you, but the wooden kind, a ventriloquist’s dummy, to be exact.

Yes, the Winona Ryder sex tape that hit the net recently is as much a sex tape as the Eva Longoria sex video is. It was made to make people laugh, although how many people actually did is subject to debate.

Actually, the Winona Ryder “sex tape” is a promo clip …

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Jessica Sierra Sex Tape To Be Released Soon

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Another day, another celebrity sex tape. This time, it’s another real-life bad girl like Amy Fisher who the world will soon see doing the nasty on video.

According to TMZ, a major porn company is now preparing to distribute sometime beore Christmas a sex tape featuring “American Idol” Season 4 loser Jessica Sierra, the same skank who was arrested in April for throwing a cocktail glass at a male patron in a South Tampa nightclub, and who was busted again last week for being such a drunken mess and offered to give …

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Amy Fisher Celebrity Sex Tape Review

Honestly, all I know about Amy Fisher is that she was one murderous teenage skank back in the early 90s, carrying on an affair with a married jerk called Joey Buttafuoco when she was 16, and shooting Buttafuoco’s wife Mary Jo in the face when she couldn’t get her lover to leave her. That deed and the media frenzy that followed it made her a celebrity (people these days become celebrities for doing a whole lot less), and therefore makes “Amy Fisher: Caught on Tape” the latest celebrity sex tape to hit the streets.

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