Candid pics that claim to be of “Hannah Montana” star Miley Cyrus have popped all over the Internets in the past few days, and some of them are quite a bit too risqué for a freaking 15-year-old. The photos are said to have been ripped off her MySpace page.

All I can say is that Vanessa Hudgens really is a sparkling role model for all Disney girls.

She’s 15, so we’re not posting the pics here. If you wanna risk it, then click here to see the photos.

No doubt it, Marcia Cross’ curtains match the drapes. Judging by her nude pictures that hit the internets just recently, the “Desperate Housewives” star is indeed a redhead through and through.

Actually, talk about the existence of Marcia Cross naked photos started in October last year. Those pics, which were taken by Marcia’s husband while she was taking a shower outdoors, were “mistakenly thrown out” with the trash, where garbage men promptly found and tried to sell them to the highest bidder. Now it’s all over the Web, albeit a year and two months late. But we’re not complaining. Cross, after all, is one of the hottest mature women in Hollywood, saggy boobs and all.

Click here to see the uncensored Marcia Cross naked pictures. And don’t let the “Do not copy” words written all over the pics bother you. The good parts are still quite visible anyway.

We all saw that Paris Hilton is human after all, crying and calling for her mom as the judge ruled that her ass be thrown back in the slammer and serve the full 45 days of her sentence. Going to jail naturally sucks, but I wonder what really turned the waterworks on? After all, Paris has been through some of the most embarrassing and humiliating events a person could go through, but we never saw her shed a tear until now. Here are seven possible reasons why Paris was crying as she was dragged back to jail:

1. She had to blow L.A. County Sheriff Lee Baca to get house arrest and still she goes to jail. That was nasty, even for Paris.

2. She doesn’t want to part with her ankle monitor, since she’s already using it as a sex toy.

3. She and her equally dumb friends were already plotting revenge on Sarah Silverman for mocking her at the MTV movie awards. Now she’ll have to wait for weeks before she exacts vengeance on the comic by getting her banned from all clubs in LA or something typically Parisian.

4. She was crying because she called the jail beforehand and learned that the joke cracked by Sarah Silverman about the guards giving her special treatment by painting the jail bars for her cell as penises could never become a reality.

5. Valtrex is hard to come by in prison.

6. Realized that God wasn’t fooled by pictures of her going about clutching a Bible a little over a week before she first reported to jail.

7. This one’s reportedly true: she’s scared of peeing in jail because some wacko might point a camera at her while she’s sitting on her throne doing her thing. What the hell is she afraid of? She wasn’t scared when she videotaped herself exchanging DNA with Rick Solomon, so what more harm can pics of her peeing or shitting do?

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