Male Celebrities With Feminine Middle Names

It’s bad enough that some celebrities give their kids the weirdest names. The male celebrities listed below, however, have it worse, because their parents, in their infinite wisdom, gave them middle names that are everything but manly.

OK, so 2 or 3 of them have middle names that could actually pass for a guy’s, but most of them probably had to do everything they can to avoid writing down their full names when they were kids. I mean, Lynn? Allison? TIFFANY? God, their parents really must have hated them.

1. Matt Damon
Full Name: Matthew Paige Damon

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Real Names of One-Named Musicians

All the artists listed below rose to fame using just one name. Smart move. While most of them have OK enough real names, some have names that just don’t sound music superstar-ish enough. You don’t really think a hip-hop artist marketed as Artis Leon Ivey, Jr. would be taken seriously by fans of the genre, do you?

Here are 29 one-named musicians and their real names.

1. Jewel – Jewel Kilcher

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2. Eminem – Marshall Bruce Mathers III

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3. Sting – Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner

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4. Bjork – Björk …

10 Least Celebrity-Sounding Celebrity Real Names

Not all celebrities are as lucky as Julia Roberts or George Clooney to be born with such stardom-ready names. Chances are, the celebrities you’ve been worshipping like gods have real names that show that they, like us, were just mere mortals, at least when they were born.

Some of the celebrity real names listed below sound so plain you could mistake them for a next-door neighbor, while others sound too foreign to have any sort of name recall in the highly-competitive world of show business. This list of the Ten Least Celebrity-sounding Celebrity Real Names is by no means definitive, so …