If one’s teeth are crooked, veneers can make them appear straight; if there’s a big gap in between teeth, veneers can close them; shorter teeth can be made to look longer, and longer teeth can be made to look shorter; size, position, spacing, color and shape can all be changed by the magic of dental veneers. In other words, porcelain veneers not only change individual teeth, but can totally transform your smile.

This fact is not lost on these hot celebrities, and these celebs have taken, or are rumored to have taken steps to ensure that a “million-dollar smile” would be theirs forever. Clichéd as it may be, a “million-dollar smile” is a major asset for anyone in the entertainment world. While popular procedures like Zoom teeth whitening can do the trick, nothing beats having porcelain veneers put on your teeth; but to be sure, it’s gonna cost you. Some of the best cosmetic dentists out there, such as most any of these celebrities’ dentists, can charge $1,500 per tooth if not more! Veneer mania is here!

So, whether these celebs paid mega-bucks for their picture perfect smiles, or they simply posed for a promo shot with Dr. McToothy, they certainly have teeth that help their careers almost as much as Jaws’ did.

1. Miley Cyrus

2. Elliott Yamin

3. Kate Beckinsale

4. Denzel Washington

5. Hilary Duff

6. Cindy Crawford

7. Alessandra Ambrosio

8. Naomi Campbell

9. Brad Pitt

10. Sarah Michelle Gellar

11. Jon Bon Jovi

12. Jonathan Rhys Meyers

13. Eva Longoria

14. Jessica Simpson

15. Aisha Tyler

16. Halle Berry

17. Nick Lachey

18. Victoria Beckham

19. Heidi Klum

20. Tom Cruise

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My, my. They’re getting younger and younger. Nope, not celebrities who get nose jobs, mind you, but celebrities who get nose jobs using ‘deviated septum’ as an excuse. At least that’s what “High School Musical” star Ashley Tisdale told People Magazine.

Tisdale, who only had her nose done last Friday, said:

“Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing. The older I got, the worse it got. I went to get it checked out, and the doctor told me the septum was 80 percent deviated and that I had two small fractures on my nose”,

“I’m not feeling great today. It’s uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this.”

“I didn’t do this because I believe in plastic surgery. I did this to help my health. I literally almost could not breathe out of the right side of my nose. I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me.”

Yep, she wants to project herself as honest in the eyes of her fans, so that by the time she gets a boob job because of a ‘deviated nipple’ or whatever freaky condition breasts could be in, they’ll believe her, because she has always been ‘honest’. Whatever.

In any case, she better pray her deviated septum bought her a good nose job. Seems like a waste when she spends thousands on a procedure she claims she doesn’t even believe in, only to end up with awful plastic surgery.

1. Mickey Rourke

Apparently, this former sex symbol of the 90s has had one too many facelifts.

2. Jackie Stallone

You would think that Sylvester Stallone was a really evil son, and used his mom’s face as a punching bag while training for all those Rocky movies. Turns out the psychic Jackie is nothing more than a plastic surgery freak.

3. Bruce Jenner

Nothing worse than going in for chin and cheek implants, facelifts, eyelid surgery and nose jobs and ending up looking like you’ve had a sex change operation.

4. Catherine Bell

One bad nose job and this formerly gorgeous star of JAG now passes for a sister of Michael Jackson’s.

5. Courtney Love

All those plastic surgery procedures just to look like this.

6. Donatella Versace

Botox injections and facelifts couldn’t make Donatella as great-looking as her designs.

7. David Gest

Gest has demonstrated beyond doubt that he is a good friend of Michael Jackson by undergoing a number of plastic surgery procedures just to look like Jacko.

8. Melanie Griffith

This is what turns Antonio Banderas on.

9. Michael Jackson

Can’t say anything more about him.

10. Jenna Jameson

She may be one of the highest paid pornstars in the world, but the hottest? The scariest is more like it.

11. Gene Simmons

We’ll take the garish KISS makeup over this look any day.

12. Joan Rivers

Imagine what she has got to say if she were to walk the red carpet and comment on the way she looks at the same time.

13. Jocelyn Wildenstein

Whoever said that a picture paints a thousand words was right on the money.

14. Michaela Romanini

If you don’t want to scare guests at your swanky parties off, never invite this Italian socialite to any of them. Unless of course, the party is the kind usually held on the 31st of October.

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Here are some examples of both awful and good celebrity plastic surgery.

Bad Rhinoplasty vs. Good Rhinoplasty

Michael Jackson vs. Toni Braxton

Bad Breast Implants vs. Good Breast Implants

Victoria Beckham vs. Brooke Burke

Bad Facelift vs. Good Facelift

Rose McGowan vs. Cheryl Ladd

Bad Liposuction or Tummy vs. Good Tuck Liposuction or Tummy Tuck

Tara Reid vs. Janet Jackson

Bad Lip Augmentation vs. Good Lip Augmentation

Lisa Rinna vs. Monica Bellucci

Bad BOTOX® vs. Good BOTOX®

Kylie Minogue vs. Virginia Madsen

Bad Hair Transplants vs. Good Hair Transplants

Donald Trump vs. Matthew McConaughey

Bad Veneers vs. Good Veneers

Gary Busey vs.Miley Cyrus

To be perfectly honest, I could put Jocelyn Wildenstein in most of the “bad” categories in this list, but that would just be too damn scary for the readers of this blog.

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This has got to be the most shocking revelation of the year: Joe Simpson has just confirmed that Ashlee Simpson had a nose job! Well, that would be quite a surprise, that is, if you’ve been living under a rock for the past year.

In an interview with Fox News, Joe offered these excuses for his daughter’s nose job, as well as for other stuff that’s been going on in his daughters’ lives:

1. “Girls have their own ideas. Anyway, there was a real problem with her breathing and that was cured.” –on Ashlee’s nose job

2. “She’d lost her voice, and Jordan Schur [then the head of her record label] insisted she lip-synch. “She’d never done it before. She didn’t want to do it. Anyway, she’ll never do it again. We just did a huge tour, and there was no lip-synching.” – on Ashlee’s lip-synching on Saturday Night Live

3. “I don’t tell my girls who to date or marry or what to do.”- on claims that he’s a controlling father

4. “We have a real family. You can’t just put these kids out in the world and they’re on their own. I can remember a time when Jessica was singing at Madison Square Garden and her outfit ripped before she went on. We were there for her.”-crediting good parenting as the reason why Jessica and Ashlee haven’t gone the way of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan

4. “I have nothing against Nick. But they got married very young. I told Jessica, ‘You’re going to hit an age when it’s all going to be clear to you — life that is — and you’ll know what you want to do. I do blame 50 percent of their break-up on the media.”-on Jessica and Nick Lachey’s failed marriage.

I’ve got no problem with him blaming the media, as long as he accepts responsibility for the other 50%. Just check him out checking out his own daughter’s rack. Creepy.

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Luckily for these ladies in this list, they found plastic surgeons who actually know what they’re doing. These celebrities are the recipients of nose jobs that made their overall appearances more beautiful, and probably made people like Michael Jackson wondering how the hell he ended up with somebody who made his nose look like it’s melting off at an alarming rate.

Of course, few of these celebs have come clean about getting their schnozz done, so we’re speculating, as usual. If you think someone should be or shouldn’t be on this list, feel free to point them out. The ten best celebrity nose jobs, in my opinion, belong, or in one case, belonged, to:

10. Katie Holmes

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9. Jennifer Aniston

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8. Ashlee Simpson

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7. Scarlett Johansson

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6. Halle Berry

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5. Marilyn Monroe

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4. Bryce Dallas Howard

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3. Beyonce

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2. Winona Ryder

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1. Toni Braxton

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Now some on the list I’m not really sure had a boob job, mainly because they never confirmed or denied having one. But rumors about them augmenting their breasts have been very persistent, and with numerous pics taken of them sporting suddenly ample bosoms, can you really blame people for speculating?

From where I’m sitting, these are the Ten Hottest Celebrity Boob Jobs:

10. Carmen Electra

Of all the celebrities who went for big breast implants, she’s my favorite. OK, her implants may be a little big for her frame, and she herself has expressed some measure of regret about them. But as far as I’m concerned, they look real good on her. At least there’s nothing freaky-looking about them.

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9. Heather Locklear

Richie Sambora’s gotta be banging his head to the wall, literally, upon seeing his ex-wife sporting breasts that put Denise Richards’ own boob job to shame.

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8. Heidi Montag

After getting a boob job and a nose job at the same time in April, this reality TV star has gone on a media blitz, posing in a number of photo shoots that showcase her newest purchases. And she has reason to be proud of them.

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7. Gisele Bundchen

For someone touted as the world’s richest supermodel with a net worth of $150 million, it’s only fitting that she got the best boob job money can buy.

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6. Adriana Lima

This Brazilian supermodel claims to be a virgin. Fine, she may still be a virgin down there, but her breasts are definitely not. Some plastic surgeon obviously laid his skillful hands on her upper assets and apparently did a great job.

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5. Shannon Elizabeth

Probably the single most defining moment of her film career is that topless scene in American Pie, where she showed that breast implants don’t have to be massive to look great on someone. Has one of the hottest bods I’ve ever seen by the way.

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4. Brooke Burke

She’s had more than one boob job, yet unlike some multiple breast implant-receivers, she doesn’t look like a freak. Far from it. She remains one of the hottest moms on Earth, and it’s not difficult to see why.

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3. Tiffani Thiessen

Over the years, many guys have had a major jones for Tiffani Thiessen. Can’t blame them, really. With that china doll face, those beautiful blue eyes, and a pair of amazing breast implants, millions of guys never stood a chance.

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2. Erica Durance

I wouldn’t have known that the melons Erica Durance teases us with on TV’s Smallville were actually fake if a friend hadn’t shown me a DVD of an ultra-crappy movie called House of the Dead. She has a nude scene in that pre-Smallville movie, and judging by the way her chest looks now, her plastic surgeon did a hell of a job.

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1. Salma Hayek

People are still debating whether the currently pregnant Mexican star had her boobs done. If she really had a boob job, other celebrities who want to inflate their chests should be lining up outside her door and ask the Academy Award-nominated actress for her plastic surgeon’s phone number. Salma’s breasts have a life of their own, definitely one of the best pairs in Hollywood, boob job or no boob job.

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Almost everyone in showbiz has had cosmetic work done. Most deny having them, but some are all–too-open about their love for a nip here and a tuck there. Actually, most don’t really have much of a choice, because it shows in their faces—and bodies—quite literally. Still, just like addicts, many of them just can’t stop, which makes you wish there was some sort of rehab facility for people like them.

Listed below are the top ten celebrity plastic surgery addicts. While some in the list are lucky enough to still look OK despite multiple appointments with a cosmetic surgeon’s knife, some barely look human anymore, and creep the hell out of anyone who sees them.

10. Demi Moore

She has reportedly spent more than half a million dollars for procedures that include liposuction, breast augmentation, brow lift, multiple collagen injections and cosmetic knee surgery. It’s really a miracle she still looks as good as she does now.

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9. Sharon Osbourne

This foul-mouthed mom has admitted to getting a lot of cosmetic work done over the years, and has been reported to have renounced plastic surgery. Good for her.

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8. Cher

She’s like what, 90 years old? Yet she looks a lot younger, thanks to the breast enlargement, nose jobs, cheek implants, tummy tuck, butt-lift, face-lift, and liposuction procedures she is said to have undergone in the past few decades.

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7. Tom Jones

Over a 40-year period, this singer has had a nose job, a scalp reduction procedure, fat removed from his chin, blepharoplasty and a facelift. And he apparently wants more, according to reports.

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6. Pamela Anderson

Multiple boob jobs, collagen lip injections and God knows what else.

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5. Bruce Jenner

He had all those chin and cheek implants, facelifts, eyelid surgery and nose jobs just to look like a woman.

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4. Joan Rivers

A self-confessed fan of plastic surgery, she’s had at least one nose job, an eye tuck, liposuction, two facelifts, and lots of Botox injections.

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3. David Gest

This TV personality was inspired by good friend Michael Jackson to have plastic surgery, and then had a nose job and facelift in one go, as well as a cleft chin and cheek implants a week later. Now that explains the way he looks right now.

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2. Michael Jackson

The poster boy of plastic surgery. Enough said.

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1. Jocelyn Wildenstein

She’s not exactly a celebrity, but sort of became one with all the plastic surgery she’s had just to look like some sort of cat to the tune of almost $4 million. Very few people could stare at this pic without the hairs on the back of their neck standing on end.

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But just because she owns the most famous ass in the world doesn’t mean that it’s the best celebrity ass ever. Fortunately for people who like big butts and cannot lie, Hollywood as it is today is populated by actresses whose butts seem to have a life of their own, and here’s this blog’s tribute to them, the Ten Best Celebrity Asses today.

Some in this list are rumored to have had butt implants, but does it really matter?

10. Kim Kardashian

Who hasn’t seen Kim Kardashian’s ass? Yes, they look like butt implants, but Ray J didn’t seem to mind.

9. Brittany Daniel

This Sweet Valley High twin has always been the hotter one for many, but few people realize that she’s got one fine, and from the looks of it, all-natural butt.

8. Evangeline Lilly

Who would’ve thought that someone as skinny as this Lost hottie would have enough flesh in her to fill her behind like that?

7. Charisma Carpenter

I’ve always considered Charisma one of the sexiest young actresses today, and this pic of her showing off what Angel fans have been missing proves this point.

6. Beyonce

She definitely showed us the true meaning of the word “bootylicious”.

5. Shakira

Her hips don’t lie. Same goes for her butt.

4. Jennifer Lopez

Had this list been made a decade ago, she would have been at the very top. But with the emergence of firmer and definitely more luscious butts in Hollywood, I had no choice but to put her at number four.

3. Jessica Alba

Currently the world’s sexiest woman according to FHM, Jessica Alba is one of those very few skinny (by my standards at least) women blessed with a behind that is far from being bony. In fact, she’s got one of the best asses in the world, and here she is bending over to prove it.

2. Jessica Biel

Hands-down owner of the fittest body in Hollywood. Fittingly, she also owns the fittest and firmest ass in show business. Justin Timberlake is a lucky man.

1. Vida Guerra

This one’s a no-brainer. She’s already won FHM’s “Best Butt” Award twice, and I’m not about to dispute that. Judging by this pic from a King Magazine spread alone, Vida Guerra has the best celebrity ass in town, bar none.

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Here are the Ten Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs ever. (Bad boobs not your cup of tea? Check out the ones that made the Good Boob Jobs list, and if you’re curious I dug up some good ol’ informational type stuff on the subject of breast augmentation.)

10. Ivanka Trump

It’s unfortunate that someone as smart and gorgeous and of course, rich, as Ivanka Trump would go for implants that would rival that of a number of pornstars. OK, they would have looked fine if not for the fact that the right one seems to be bigger than the left.

9. Janet Jackson

I’m not really sure if Janet Jackson had a boob job, but this cleavage-baring pic of hers kinda grossed me out. The skin surrounding her right breast looks a bit saggy, but the breast itself looks rock-hard. If that isn’t a bad boob job, then I don’t know what is.

8. Victoria Beckham

Call them what you will: tennis balls, soccer balls, half coconut shells. They pretty much accurately describe what her boob job looks like.

7. Tori Spelling

She could have used a nose job or chin surgery or maybe even a facial transplant, but noooo, Tori Spelling had to have a boob job that doesn’t do anything for her looks. They’re just a tad too big, and a tad too fake.

6. Courtney Love

A lot of things about this woman can be categorized under “gross”, and the rippled left breast that she seems to enjoy flashing is just one of them.

5. Susan Ward

Don’t know much about this actress, except that she was a former teen star who is now married to a movie studio executive. But this much I know: she needs to put some of her husband’s money to work by having her right breast, which seems to be going south on her, fixed.

4. Christina Aguilera

It’s only just recently that Christina has sort of come clean about having had breast implants (duh!). Perfect timing, because this recent picture of hers shows the implant on her right breast starting to look like a burger patty that’s about to burst. I think it’s time for refill or whatever it is plastic surgeons do to fix bad boob jobs.

3. Pamela Anderson

Owner of what are probably the most-viewed fake breasts in history, Pamela needs no introduction. What she needs, however, is someone to fix her left nipple, which appears to be the end result of her nth boob job. Ewww.

2. Tara Reid

Her botched plastic surgery was tabloid fodder last year, and so was this picture of her drunk and not noticing she was showing everyone at P. Diddy’s birthday bash how botched her plastic surgery was.

1. Vivica A. Fox

Perez Hilton scribbled what everyone was thinking upon seeing this picture of Vivica A. Fox inexplicably displaying what is unmistakably a dent on her right breast. She could have worn something more modest to cover it up, but she had to gross everyone out with the worst bad boob job I’ve ever seen.