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It’s official. Michael Bay is this generation’s Ed Wood. The only difference between the two is that the former has an astronomically bigger budget to make bad movies with, and sadly, an astronomically bigger gross at the box office, thanks to suckers like us.
There are just too many things wrong with Transformers: Dark of the Moon that they can actually be desensitizing, especially when the entire Internet is filled with nothing but loathing for it. So, for the sake of positivity, which my shrink says I need loads of, I’m listing the things that I actually DID LIKE about the movie, terrible filmmaking notwithstanding.
For those fortunate enough not to have seen the latest (and thankfully, THE LAST) Transformers movie yet but are still planning to go, some SPOILERS AHEAD.
1. Alan Tudyk
Sci-fi TV and Joss Whedon fave Tudyk plays John Turturro’s effete assistant Dutch, who for the briefest of moments channels his character Alpha from the now-cancelled series Dollhouse and transforms into a badass.
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One really good thing about watching NBA, NFL and MLB games live is that you can get that close not only to the sports action, but to another kind of action as well: the dancing girls. Yes, cheerleaders have become as indispensable in professional sports as the players themselves. Without them, every single professional sports game would be nothing more than a sausagefest, and the guys, which make up the bulk of professional sports fans, wouldn’t like that very much, would they?
Almost every single pro sports team has its own group of cheerleaders. Over the years, a number of its …
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What’s the most clichéd thing a child star can do to shed the innocent cuteness they first became famous for to make people realize they’re not kids anymore? Get naked, of course.
Like so many before them, these child actors from the 1990s shed their clothes and even did some nasty onscreen stuff to obliterate whatever memory people had of them as cute little children. And boy, did that work.
10. Lindsay Lohan
First known for: Playing twins in 1998’s The Parent Trap, made when she was 11.
Gone naked in: New York Magazine in 2008, not to mention countless lip and nip slips.
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Don’t let the title mislead you. I’ve been an avid 24 viewer for its almost ten years of existence. I love the sound of its opening theme. I was one of those who were stunned when Teri Bauer, in a brilliant move by the show’s creators that set the perpetually tragic tone for Jack Bauer all throughout the series, was killed off in the last few minutes of the first season. I seethed with rage when President David Palmer ordered a subordinate to off himself just to comply with a terrorist’s demands. I was one of those who laughed …
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There was a time when you could count the really pretty girls in hardcore porn on one hand. Now there are just too many to keep track of. I’m not sure if the 20 gorgeous women featured on this list are among the highly paid pornstars these days, but they should be, if only for their undeniable beauty which could have been their ticket to other careers in another time and in another planet.
Now let me remind you of the cliché that goes, “beauty is in the eyes of the beholder”. This is a highly subjective list, so if …
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We all know you don’t need a college degree to become a pornstar. Many highly-paid pornstars didn’t go to college. In fact, a lot of men and women in the adult entertainment business never even got to finish high school. But before you dismiss them all as uneducated people who only have sex, sex, sex on their minds, be aware than some of them actually have college degrees. Some may even have higher educational achievements than many of us.
Here’s a list of 19 porn stars who have college or higher degrees tucked under their belt. If you know of …
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Apparently, many female celebrities weren’t taught how to get off cars like ladies. Or maybe they were, and were just flashing their goodies on purpose to serve an agenda that only they really know. In any case, celebrity upskirts have become just as common as celebrity nipple slips, much to our benefit, or in the case of the countless Britney Spears upskirts (mostly without knickers), to our detriment.
By the way, no Britney here. It goes without saying that she’s in a league all by herself as far as celebrity upskirts go. If there’s a Celebrity Upskirt Hall of Fame, Britney would no doubt be the first-ever inductee. And if these women who have given us the top ten celebrity upskirt pictures of 2008 carry on like this in the coming years, they’re guaranteed a place in it too.
Warning: possibly NSFW
1. Leelee Sobieski
Any memories you might have of sweet Leelee in “Jungle 2 Jungle” surely will have dissipated by now at the sight of that pink thong.
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OK, so it’s been eight months since the first Top Celebrity Nipple Slips of 2008 list saw the light of day. As forecast in that post, this year has proven to be a banner one for celebrity nip slips, with celebrities ranging from the famous to the not-so famous popping their precious nipples out like they’re going out of style. Except that celebrity nipples will never go out of style, whether they’re of the really nice, nibble-able (is that a word?) variety or disgusting ones that fold over on themselves. That much is certain.
Warning: possibly NSFW
1. Karina Smirnoff
Thanks a lot, Mario Lopez for practicing dance lifts with your girlfriend and Dancing With The Stars partner in the water and giving us this nipple slip in the process.
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