This proves that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, one of the cutest celebrity babies today, really is the biological child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Forbes magazine has just declared the one-year-old daughter of Brangelina as the most influential infant in the world. I’m still stumped as to how a baby could be influential, but Forbes apparently based its list on the amount of press celebrity children under 5-years-old are getting. Guess that makes Britney Spears the most influential infant below 30 then, huh?

It’s in the genes, really. Angelina has been topping every single list imaginable by just about anybody, including Empire magazine’s sexiest movie star of all time list. Brad, on the other hand, has been the sexiest this and the most eligible that far too many times than I care to count. That magic gene is even rubbing off on their adopted kids, with Zahara and Pax making it to the list as well.

Here’s Forbes’ complete list of the most influential infants:

1. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
2. Suri Cruise
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Sean Preston Federline
5. Pax Jolie-Pitt
6. Sam Alexis Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
7. David Banda (son of Madonna and Guy Ritchie)
8. Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead
9. Cruz and Romeo Beckham (tie)

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Cash Warren just knocked Jessica Alba up. This isn’t a joke, a rumor or a hoax, but a harsh fact confirmed by Alba’s own publicist to People:

“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.

This just came out of nowhere, without warning, and it’s making everyone’s head spin. They broke up a few months ago, but I didn’t realize they really did get back together again, and came up with a baby to boot. Guess it was all that make up sex.

But on the bright side, getting pregnant means Jessica will eventually get bigger boobs, not to mention a juicier butt! Let’s just hope she retains them after she pops that brat out and formally joins the celebrity MILF club.

Unfortunately, the above celebrities are the more sensible ones. There are celebrity parents out there who seem to have gone out of their way to screw their kids up without doing anything illegal by giving them some of the most embarrassing names ever. Here are the 25 weirdest celebrity kid names, and the mean celebrity parents who saddled them with it.

25. Denim (Toni Braxton)

24. Alchamy (Lance Henriksen)

23. Doremi (Justin Hayward)

22. Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)

21. Poppy Honey (James Oliver)

20. Memphis Eve (Bono)

19. Blue Angel (The Edge from U2)

18. Sailor Lee (Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook)

17. Piper Maru (Gillian Anderson and Clyde Klotz)

16. Phoenix Chi (Melanie Brown and Jimmy Gulzar)

15. Starlite Melody (Marisa Berenson)

14. Daisy Boo (James Oliver)

13. Speck Wildhorse (John Mellencamp)

12. I. P. Freely (David Carradine)

11. Zowie (David Bowie)

10. Dweezil (Frank Zappa)

9. Heavenly Hiraana Tiger Lily (Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates)

8. Tu (Rob Morrow)

7. Reign Beau (Ving Rhames)

6. Seven Sirius (Andre 3000 and Erykah Badu)

5. Fifi Trixibelle (Paula Yates and Bob Geldof)

4. Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon)

3. Moon Unit (Frank Zappa)

2. Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jillette)

1. Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)

Now ranking these angels according to cuteness seems unfair, because in the eyes of many, they are all equally cute. So I just picked ten celebrity babies who I think are the cutest today, and you decide which baby you think should take which spot. As far as I’m concerned, I wanna adopt them all and pinch their cheeks and all that annoying stuff we love doing to kids who we think are cute.

All together now: Awwwwwwww……

Violet Affleck
Parents: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck

Barron William Trump
Parents: Donald Trump and Melania Knauss

Suri Cruise
Parents: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Apple Martin
Parents: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

Sean Preston Federline
Parents: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

Shiloh-Nouvel Pitt
Parents: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Dannielynn Smith
Parents: Anna Nicole Smith (deceased) and Larry Birkhead

Kingston Rossdale
Parents: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

Lola Rose Sheen
Parents: Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards

Coco Arquette
Parents: Courtney Cox and David Arquette

A tip to parents looking to potty train their kids without the hassle: this early potty training ebook turned out to be a lifesaver. Wonder if any of these celeb’s nannies read it?