Amy Fisher Celebrity Sex Tape Review
Honestly, all I know about Amy Fisher is that she was one murderous teenage skank back in the early 90s, carrying on an affair with a married jerk called Joey Buttafuoco when she was 16, and shooting Buttafuoco’s wife Mary Jo in the face when she couldn’t get her lover to leave her. That deed and the media frenzy that followed it made her a celebrity (people these days become celebrities for doing a whole lot less), and therefore makes “Amy Fisher: Caught on Tape” the latest celebrity sex tape to hit the streets.
It also happens to be “the greatest celebrity sex tape ever made” according to Fleshbot, in a review of the DVD, which features the so-called “Long Island Lolita” and ex-husband Lou Bellera in several porn-worthy sex scenes.
Amy Fisher: Caught on Tape is the greatest celebrity sex tape ever made. It's like an Adam & Eve MILF movie because Fisher is actually a mom and her partner in several scenes, Bellera, is a gray-haired dude in his late fifties, which is central casting fodder for guys in instructional videos.
The next few weeks will reveal whatever sordid or useless stories there are of how the tape came to light, but as a porn movie, Amy Fisher, Caught on Tape is leagues better than the efforts of Screech, Paris, Colin Ferrell, Your mom, Pam Anderson I & II, and Kim Kardashian.
Guess that ought to earn the Amy Fisher sex tape a spot in our most hardcore celebrity sex tapes list then. Now Fisher is said to be considering legal action, but we all know that’s BS. In the end, she’ll end up with a lot of moolah, like most of those celebrity sex tape stars do.
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