5 Most Hardcore Celebrity Sex Tapes
Celebrity sex tapes are overrated. Some are sorta okay, but most of them are all hype, and the sex actually sucks (cough!Kim Kardashian cough!) There are, however, celebrity sex tapes that could actually pass for a mainstream porn release (now there’s an oxymoron for you), or even go beyond it in terms of hardcore nastiness.
Listed below are the 5 most hardcore celebrity sex tapes. Some we’ve already seen, while there’s one that’s supposed to be really nasty and was supposed to be released in May yet still remains hidden from public view save for short previews. This list isn’t all about mind-blowing sex though, though one or two listed below have that and more. Some of the celebrity sex tapes in this list actually feature lousy sex, but contain scenes which people don’t normally do in bed or wherever it is they do the deed. While most celebrity sex tapes are all about getting it on with one person in the most boring way possible, the celebrities in these sex videos are a bit more extreme than your average celebrity. In other words, more hardcore.
5. Olivia Mojica Sex Tape
OK, we haven’t seen this one yet. This American Idol finalist’s sex video was supposed to have been released in May 3, but we’re still waiting. People say it’s a very nasty tape, and I’m inclined to take their word for it judging by the preview above. She looks like she’s giving it her all, and in this world of boring celebrity sex tapes, that’s pretty hardcore.
4. Severina Vuckovic Sex Tape
So no one’s heard of her before her sex tape was made public (unless you’re European or better yet, Croatian) but this Croatian pop star’s performance on tape with her married businessman-lover carries with it an enthusiasm that most of her American counterparts lack. She actually looks like she’s enjoying committing adultery, with a 3rd person apparently in the same room with her and shooting the video. Making things better is the fact that she was known for promoting abstinence and morals to her fans. Good job, girl.
3. Tom Sizemore Sex Tape
Sex with multiple women and a bunch of toys. What more could you ask for? Oh, a lot less bitching from Tom Sizemore, who incessantly whines about everything in this tape.
2. Dustin Diamond “Screech” Sex Tape
The only reason this sex tape by this attention whore made it to this list is because of the one act used to hype this one up: The Dirty Sanchez. The sex stinks, but so does the Dirty Sanchez, literally. Know of any other celebrity sex tape featuring that? Didn’t think so.
1. Jayne Kennedy Sex Tape
Purported to be the grandmommy of all celebrity sex tapes. Jayne Kennedy is known as a beauty queen, sportscaster, star of blaxploitation movies, as well as a sex tape made in the late 70’s that features a FISTING scene. Celebrity sex tapes couldn’t get any more hardcore than that. Hell, even your usual porn movie very rarely gets that nasty.
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Seen the Jayne Kenny one, actually own a copy. I just remember it being grainy. In her heyday I’d still take her over Halle Berry.