35 Funny Road Signs

Driving, especially over long distances, can become pretty boring, but it need not necessarily be. Just try paying attention to some of the signs that you pass by on the road and you just might stumble onto gems like the funny road signs shown below.

bat_cave.jpg

Batman better pray The Joker doesn't drive through this street.

billclinton.jpg

At least they’re honest. And proud.

bongrecreation.bmp

Lots of high people here.

bow-wow.jpg

Fortunately, my dog finished high school and can actually read.

cemetery-hospital.jpg

Could a point be driven any further?

census.jpg

Obviously, the census people in this town ran out of people to count.

church-of-body-modifications.jpg

The sign refers to a church founded by Jocelyn Wildenstein, with Michael Jackson as the high priest.

sorry-sign.jpg

Talk about interactive.

water-road.jpg

No kidding.

dead-end.jpg

Can't think of a much deader dead end.

keep-right.jpg

The sign is referring to your other right.

one-way.jpg

Make up your damn mind.

exhibitionist.jpg

Get your camera ready.

we-can-wait.jpg

Smartasses.

secretbunker.jpg

Can you keep a secret?

moose_crossing.jpg

Now that is one bad-ass moose.

good-luck.jpg

Another way of saying "you're screwed".

hitchhiker-inmates.jpg

Looks like a hitchhiker was shot here by a motorist who took the sign a little too seriously. Check out the shotgun pellet holes.

deeth-starr.jpg

Whoever wrote this sign is obviously a "Star Wars" nut and an atrocious speller at the same time.

pine-tree-toilet.jpg

Translation: Sticking pine trees up the ass is strictly prohibited.

mountain-pleasure.jpg

Gotta give the guy credit for knowing how to rhyme.

mind-narrows.jpg

Take heed lest you end up narrow-minded.

drive-slow-and-fast.jpg

There goes subtlety.

fart-control.jpg

Easy on the gas, and I'm not talking about the accelerator.

guys-with-purses.jpg

Next time I see a guy with a purse, I'm calling 911.

prison-lodging.jpg

Errrrr..., no thanks.

sick-road-sign.jpg

Sick.

no-one-legged-men.jpg

They must really hate one-legged men in this town.

new-cuyama.jpg

Huh?

drunk-crossing.jpg

At least this town cares for its drunks.

dildo.gif

I don't know which is more disturbing: the fact that the town to the right is called Dildo or that the man in the picture has his left hand playing with something deep in his pocket while standing beneath a sign that says "Dildo".

jesus.jpg

For those who have been trying to find Jesus.

tightwad.jpg

Uncle Scrooge probably lives there.

parachutes_required.jpg

Thelma and Louise could've used the tip.

accident-ban.jpg

I shudder to think what the penalty for driving off the edge would be.

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