25 Weirdest Celebrity Kid Names
So you think Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Demi Moore and Bruce Willis were being cruel when they gave their kids weird names? As you already know, these Hollywood heavyweights, for one reason or another, gave their children such names as Shiloh-Nouvel, Maddox, Suri, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah, effectively guaranteeing a lifetime of teasing about it.
Unfortunately, the above celebrities are the more sensible ones. There are celebrity parents out there who seem to have gone out of their way to screw their kids up without doing anything illegal by giving them some of the most embarrassing names ever. Here are the 25 weirdest celebrity kid names, and the mean celebrity parents who saddled them with it.
25. Denim (Toni Braxton)
24. Alchamy (Lance Henriksen)
23. Doremi (Justin Hayward)
22. Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
21. Poppy Honey (James Oliver)
20. Memphis Eve (Bono)
19. Blue Angel (The Edge from U2)
18. Sailor Lee (Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook)
17. Piper Maru (Gillian Anderson and Clyde Klotz)
16. Phoenix Chi (Melanie Brown and Jimmy Gulzar)
15. Starlite Melody (Marisa Berenson)
14. Daisy Boo (James Oliver)
13. Speck Wildhorse (John Mellencamp)
12. I. P. Freely (David Carradine)
11. Zowie (David Bowie)
10. Dweezil (Frank Zappa)
9. Heavenly Hiraana Tiger Lily (Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates)
8. Tu (Rob Morrow)
7. Reign Beau (Ving Rhames)
6. Seven Sirius (Andre 3000 and Erykah Badu)
5. Fifi Trixibelle (Paula Yates and Bob Geldof)
4. Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon)
3. Moon Unit (Frank Zappa)
2. Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jillette)
1. Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)
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Banjo is the name of Rachel Griffith’s son or daughter - who knows. All I know is that is stupid name for a child.
How can Curt Cobains child - Frances Bean not be on the list, but maybe it is just strange to me!
Oh my god, those poor kids. DoReMi? Moon Unit? Audio Science? Crimefighter? Pilot Inspekter?
I feel so sorry for them…I guess it just goes to show that celebrities are a little off up there.
But I’m surprised”Apple” isn’t on here. It must be at least as bad as Denim. I forget who’s kid it was, though…and maybe it’s not such a wierd name for other people…
David Carradine’s son with Barbara Hershey was named FREE CARRADINE. As an adult, Free changed his name to Tom Carradine. David does not have a child named “I.P. Freely”, and it’s absurd that is included in this list.
Incidentally, he also has two daughters, Calista Carradine and Kansas Carradine.
Wow. What on earth can drive someone to call their child pilot inspektor or moxie crime fighter?? Those poor kids are going to have to pay for their parents stupidity throughout their entire childhood. that’s sad.
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THESE PEOPLE THINKIN WHEN THEY CAME UP WITH THESE NAMES. THEY”RE ALL BASTARDS
I just love Daisie Boo!!!
Hmm, and people yell at me when I want to give my future son the name ‘Light’ (Death Note, Light Yagami, an awesomely witty guy) after the hero/villain I admire. But come on, some of these names are not names. Either they were obsessed with the cuteness of their children, did not care about their children, were sarcastic or drunk! ~_~
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