21 Business Names That’ll Make You Go WTF?

We perfectly understand the need for a catchy business name, but these store names are just too much. Whether these real-life store names were intentional or not, they've definitely got our attention, and will absolutely make anyone who sees them do a double take.

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Whatever they're selling here, it's not working.

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Peter North and Ron Jeremy, errr, come here often.

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Thankfully, the owner of this store is one terrible speller.

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What the store's name has to do with its merchandise is a mystery not even a rocket scientist could solve.

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That is one hot and electrifying ass.

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Let's hope this wanko doesn't spray all over the women's clothing it sells.

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Now that is one tempting offer.

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Kim Kardashian probably knows what dick liquor tastes like.

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Don't believe what you saw on Showtime. This is Seymore Butts' real Family Business.

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My wang is newer and bigger than yours.

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And what if the owner of this inn was only five-foot-one and weighs 100 lbs?

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This is where Paris Hilton and her fellow skanks buy their booze.

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The guy who put up this sign must really hate the Chinese people that much.

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Beavis and Butthead are dead, but this liquor store keeps their memory alive.

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Not only is the owner a master baiter, but a master word player as well.

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Many stores are dumps, but this one's actually A Dump.

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Get your knobs and knockers polished here.

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We'll take your word for it.

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We could only hope this store's a no smoking one.

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Can this store get any subtler?

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Borat would be comfortable shopping here.

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