10 Zombie Jesus Tattoos
We all know Jesus rose from the dead. Does that make him a zombie then? Blasphemous as it is to ask that question, that’s an idea the tattoo artists who designed the body art below are trying to convey.
It’s Holy Week and for Christians, it’s supposed to be time for some self-reflection and asking for forgiveness, but for the tattoo artists, those who wear these zombie Jesus tattoos, and this writer, it’ll probably take more than just one week of atonement to be forgiven for this.
To be perfectly honest, there are even worse Jesus tattoos out there. Posting them here would probably earn me a one-way ticket to someplace a lot warmer, thank you, so I decided not to. Posting pictures of zombie Jesus tattoos below is already worth a trip to Purgatory, which probably isn’t so bad.
Luckily for these people and I, Christians today aren’t as bloodthirsty as those from five hundred or so years ago. Or we would have known the joy of being hung upside down and vertically sawed in half from the crotch up.
In case you didn't notice, there were no stupid comments for each picture. Despite evidence to the contrary, this writer is not stupid. No sir, at least not stupid enough to make fun of an image billions of people revere.
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