10 Hot Female Celebrities With Ugly Partners
Seeing some of the hottest women in Hollywood hook up with plain-looking Joes (read: ugly, by Hollywood standards at least) is actually some sort of a double-barreled shotgun: A part of us (ok, a very big part of us) is asking, “WTF was she thinking?” At the back of our minds, however, there’s always that nagging thought that if these guys can put themselves in a position where they can have sex with these hotties on a regular basis, maybe we can too. In a way, they give us hope. And we have every reason to hope, especially if we’re rock stars, music producers, executives, acclaimed actors or billionaires ourselves.
1. Evan Rachel Wood
What makes her relationship with Marilyn Manson all the more depressing is that she is just the latest in a long line of gorgeous women, including Rose McGowan and Dita Von Teese, who have the stomach to share the shock rocker’s bed.
2. Christina Aguilera
Jordan Bratman is the guy who gets naked all around the house with the Grammy-winning singer on Sundays. Pity the paparazzi who stalk them regularly on that day.
3. Avril Lavigne
She probably got tired of being derided for passing her music off as “punk” that she decided to marry Deryck Whibley, frontman for punk band Sum 41, to get some sort of punk street cred. All she got was more derision for getting hitched with a man who looks like he’s taking the punk lifestyle and philosophy a bit too seriously.
4. Salma Hayek
François-Henri Pinault, billionaire. Enough said.
5. Katharine McPhee
One of the hottest American Idol finalists ever just married a balding, unattractive man called Nick Cokas, who’s old enough to be his dad. Not that there’s anything wrong with being bald. In fact, there are quite a number of hot bald celebrities in Hollywood. Too bad Cokas could never be one of them.
6. Kristen Bell
Somehow, we’re still hoping that Ashton Kutcher would pop up in one of their paparazzi pics and declare that we’ve been Punk’d by Bell’s relationship with Dax Shepard, but that seems highly unlikely now.
7. Felicity Huffman
OK, so Huffman may be the least hot Desperate Housewife, but did she really have to marry William H. Macy, who reminds one of Mr. Incredible’s boss who he punches through office walls in the hit Pixar film?
Married or not, it’s still Jay-Z savoring Beyoncés bootyliciousness. And that’s terribly depressing, to be perfectly honest.
9. Zhang Ziyi
She reportedly got engaged to venture capitalist Aviv ‘Vivi’ Nevo, one of the richest men in New York. Need we say more?
10. Jennifer Lopez
Marc Anthony married and had kids with Dayanara Torres, officially the most beautiful woman in the world in 1993. He then dumped Miss Universe and moved on to Lopez, whose ass has its own universe. Among ugly people, Marc Anthony is indeed a God.
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