10 Female Celebrity Sex Tape Hopefuls

With the number of celebrity sex tapes surfacing every now and then, you would think that a celebrity sex tape starring a better-known figure would have popped out by now. Unfortunately, all we’ve seen are those of spoiled rich skanks, trashy reality TV “stars”, or foreign celebrities we didn’t even know existed in the first place. Sure, there was the Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee tape, or the Pamela Anderson-Bret Michaels tape, but for someone who has spent more than half her entire showbiz career naked, a sex video seems nothing more than natural progression.

So we’ve compiled this list of ten popular female celebrities we wish were stupid enough to videotape themselves doing the deed. While there are tons of celebs out there we’d love to see huffing and puffing, this list is kinda limited to those who have teased us over the years with sexy poses in men’s magazines or sideways boob glances in movies, but have never actually shown us any real goods. Imagine how happy that day would be when they make the jump, knowingly or otherwise, from “no nude scenes” policies to full-bore hardcore.

1. Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert

She played a porn star in The Girl Next Door, but she might as well have played a nun with the amount of skin she showed in that movie, which is next to nothing.

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2. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt

This woman broke the hearts of many fans a few months ago when she said she’ll never go naked in any of her future projects. With the way she teased us with two of the healthiest puppies ever seen on a (formerly) skinny girl in Hollywood, that was downright cruel.

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3. Vanessa Marcil

Vanessa Marcil

She has rooftop sex with Nicolas Cage in The Rock, and has been oozing hotness in Las Vegas nonstop for five seasons now. Someone as hot as she is—despite having popped out one kid with Brian Austin Green—deserves more than just lad mag photo shoots and pokey nipple shots on TV.

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4. Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Currently the world’s sexiest woman. Enough said.

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5. Mandy Moore

Mandy Moore

Everyone has looked differently at Mandy Moore since Fez revealed that he’s the one who popped this goody-two-shoesy singer-actress’ cherry. We’d love to see something like that happen, minus the cherry now of course.

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6. Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson

Porn superstar Jenna Jameson wants last year’s sexiest woman of the world to play her in a biopic. We’d much rather see her do what Jameson does best on video.

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7. Lacey Chabert

Lacey Chabert

The second Party of Five girl on this list, Chabert recently teased us with a Maxim spread early this year, and we’re left clamoring for more.

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8. Eliza Dushku

Eliza Dushku

She’s been in the business a long time, but has yet to find her Tru Calling. It's a long shot, but perhaps a sex tape could do wonders for her career.

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9. Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl

The moment she bared her teenage butt in My Father the Hero, we know that Katherine Heigl will one day become a full-blown hottie. Too bad she’s one of the top stars of the ABC hit Grey’s Anatomy, which means she’s too high-profile now for us to see more of her anatomy.

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10. Emmanuelle Chriqui

Emmanuelle Chriqui

As far as we’re concerned, she’s one of the most gorgeous young actresses of her generation. Need we say more?

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6 Responses to “10 Female Celebrity Sex Tape Hopefuls”

  1. I’d definitely want to see Elisa, Alba, and Scarlett… together… at once… now that’s a fantasy.

  2. [...] can just imagine what pornographers will pay for sex tapes of these celebrities, that is, if they ever become stupid enough to make one. Or shall I say smart? Share [...]

  3. [...] Me? I’m just disappointed this celebrity sex tape doesn’t feature any of these girls. [...]

  4. [...] wasn’t even a real celebrity when the tape first came out.). Sure, Longoria isn’t on my list of celebrity sex tape hopefuls, but she’ll do. Let’s just hope she’s wearing makeup. We’ve seen her without it, and we can [...]

  5. [...] Spitting? Sounds like a nasty one. So what if it doesn’t star any of the female celebrities we’d love to see in a sex tape? We’ll take it over the Verne Troyer sex tape or the Gene Simmons sex video any [...]

  6. Why the f*ck is Kristen Stewart not in the top 10?

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