10 Female Celebrity Sex Tape Hopefuls
With the number of celebrity sex tapes surfacing every now and then, you would think that a celebrity sex tape starring a better-known figure would have popped out by now. Unfortunately, all we’ve seen are those of spoiled rich skanks, trashy reality TV “stars”, or foreign celebrities we didn’t even know existed in the first place. Sure, there was the Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee tape, or the Pamela Anderson-Bret Michaels tape, but for someone who has spent more than half her entire showbiz career naked, a sex video seems nothing more than natural progression.
So we’ve compiled this list of ten popular female celebrities we wish were stupid enough to videotape themselves doing the deed. While there are tons of celebs out there we’d love to see huffing and puffing, this list is kinda limited to those who have teased us over the years with sexy poses in men’s magazines or sideways boob glances in movies, but have never actually shown us any real goods. Imagine how happy that day would be when they make the jump, knowingly or otherwise, from “no nude scenes” policies to full-bore hardcore.
1. Elisha Cuthbert
She played a porn star in The Girl Next Door, but she might as well have played a nun with the amount of skin she showed in that movie, which is next to nothing.
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt
This woman broke the hearts of many fans a few months ago when she said she’ll never go naked in any of her future projects. With the way she teased us with two of the healthiest puppies ever seen on a (formerly) skinny girl in Hollywood, that was downright cruel.
3. Vanessa Marcil
She has rooftop sex with Nicolas Cage in The Rock, and has been oozing hotness in Las Vegas nonstop for five seasons now. Someone as hot as she is—despite having popped out one kid with Brian Austin Green—deserves more than just lad mag photo shoots and pokey nipple shots on TV.
4. Jessica Alba
Currently the world’s sexiest woman. Enough said.
5. Mandy Moore
Everyone has looked differently at Mandy Moore since Fez revealed that he’s the one who popped this goody-two-shoesy singer-actress’ cherry. We’d love to see something like that happen, minus the cherry now of course.
6. Scarlett Johansson
Porn superstar Jenna Jameson wants last year’s sexiest woman of the world to play her in a biopic. We’d much rather see her do what Jameson does best on video.
7. Lacey Chabert
The second Party of Five girl on this list, Chabert recently teased us with a Maxim spread early this year, and we’re left clamoring for more.
8. Eliza Dushku
She’s been in the business a long time, but has yet to find her Tru Calling. It's a long shot, but perhaps a sex tape could do wonders for her career.
9. Katherine Heigl
The moment she bared her teenage butt in My Father the Hero, we know that Katherine Heigl will one day become a full-blown hottie. Too bad she’s one of the top stars of the ABC hit Grey’s Anatomy, which means she’s too high-profile now for us to see more of her anatomy.
10. Emmanuelle Chriqui
As far as we’re concerned, she’s one of the most gorgeous young actresses of her generation. Need we say more?
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